to expect DH to keep it in his trousers?

user1497810687 · 2017-06-19 15:35:09

to expect DH to keep it in his trousers? Hi all - please help. DH whips mr. happy (his name for it) out literally every day, sometimes multiple times daily, in front of me. He does it right in front of me on purpose. He wants me to see it. He will keep it out for 2-4 seconds before putting it away then going away. Sometimes he half-grins before walking away. He will do it everywhere it's just the two of us. Like if I have put the kids to bed and I am watching telly he comes up behind me and to the side (sort of diagonally behind me) and clears his throat so I turn around to see him. Then I see it. He changes what he does to get my attention, so I never really can predict that he will have it out. It is getting to the point where I don't want to look at him EVER, or give him ANY attention, cos I never know when he will have it out. I am in tears almost every day because of this. I tried talking to him about it several times but each time he goes into this weird mini-laughter fit and either walks off or pulls his phone out to browse some site with red and white background (not sure what it is and haven't got the heart to look on his phone when he's asleep) - could it be that he is doing this as an online dare or something. Please tell me: am I being unreasonable to expect him to act like an adult and stop whipping his thing out for me - because quite frankly I don't want to see it anymore

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Thanks for your reports about this one.

We do agree there might have been some hairy hands involved here.