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'king hell! my compassionate dh has dropped a spider

(9 Posts)
bigmouthstrikesagain Sat 27-May-17 23:03:18

If he had gone for the kill instead of capture we would be ok! It is big hairy and ugly and on the loose in ds room! I am going to have to move house. Bugger it.

SplitPeach Sat 27-May-17 23:07:26

Oh fuck. I'd move into a hotel for the night.... It's waiting, biding it's time to crawl into your ear when you're sleeping!

bigmouthstrikesagain Sat 27-May-17 23:12:46

I shall just stay downstairs for now. Its nice I have wine and game of thrones wine

MrJohnsonAteMyCustard Sat 27-May-17 23:21:19

It's watching you from a corner somewhere, laughing its (eight tiny) socks off at you grin

bigmouthstrikesagain Sat 27-May-17 23:26:02

Damn him

caz323 Sat 27-May-17 23:28:09

Oh, shit! Am so phobic that this seriously calls for LTB! Sorry, OP. And yes....plenty of wine + wine + more wine. And possibly a priest?? <faints theatrically>.

MrJohnsonAteMyCustard Sat 27-May-17 23:32:08

Eurgh! Babies! I'm a bit scared now....

bigmouthstrikesagain Sat 27-May-17 23:43:04

Where's a flame thrower when I need one, eh?

Awwlookatmybabyspider Sat 27-May-17 23:50:01

Ahem. Baby spiders arent eurgh. They're adorable
Yes I'm looking at you, MrJohnsonatemycustard. grin

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