AIBU to contact the BBC about my birthday party idea?

[33goingon64]

I'm turning 40 next year and wonder if I could arrange a party aboard the Pinky Ponk. Cabaret style seating on soft pink sofas, cocktails, nice views of English countryside out the window... I think the Ninky Nonk would be a bit bumpy but the PP seems to drift quite nicely. Shame about the farting noises but you can't have it all.

[Astoria7974]

Are you drunk?

[ArchNotImpudent]

Can I come, please? Sounds a hoot

[putdownyourphone]

Can I join for some pinky ponk juice?

[ThomasRichard]

I'll come dressed as Macca Pacca!

[ollieplimsoles]

Can Mr bloom come? 😍