I had the weirdest train journey today.
I was at the station waiting on the benches and the woman next to me was eating a bunch of grapes. Which is cool, except that she seemed to be having the most intense orgasm every time she put ok in her mouth
Every time she ate one she was like "ooooooooh mmmmmmmmm!" It was pretty amazing.
Then when I was on the train, I was staring out of the window and saw the reflection of the woman behind me, flossing her teeth using the the window as a mirror. That's weird right?
Then!
Old man across me, pulled a whole onion out of his bag, peeled it and sat and ate it like an apple
My eyes were watering even being sat acorss from him. He must have some sort of super onion immunity.
These things were odd right? Or is it just me? I felt like I was In some sort of weird dream.
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YoScienceBitch · 21/01/2017 23:13
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