To completely write today off?

[lurkymclurkerson]

Not because of last night, in bed by 11 and didn't drink a drop.

But we have a four month old kitten who has fallen asleep on my lap and is dreaming (his little nose and whiskers are twitching and everything). AIBU to accept that nothing is getting done today?

[Lilaclily]

[ChapstickLegends]

Beautiful!

I also have a cat on me, I should have realised that it meant I mustn't get out of bed.

[SherlockPotter]

Aww so cute!

I think it's safe to say you won't be moving today!

[Soubriquet]

Course yabu if you move

It's against the law to move a cat.

Didn't you know this?

[lougle]

That's your day complete.

[YoureAllABunchOfBastards]

As long as you have someone to bring you tea, stay there!

[YouTheCat]

Do you have someone available to bring you drinks and food as you're incatpussitated?

[IHaveBrilloHair]

Oooh, kitten.
I've just chucked all four of mine out of the room as they were doing my head in.

[cardibach]

It's feline paralysis. You will continue to have regular recurrence- best to accept it. I have many many things to do as I'm sort of moving (long story) on Tuesday but I am also under a cat.

[Katy07]

Awwwwwwwwww!

[Beardsareweird]

Serioiusly cute!! Of course you mustn't move him! As long as you can reach those choc orange segments, you should be fine!

[Lilaclily]

I see you have chocolate orange segments within reach !

[Lilaclily]

Ha ha at x posts

[Wifflewaffles]

I hate to move the cat. Mine usually choose to sit on me when I have to go to work.

[lurkymclurkerson]

incatpussitated

Sadly the chocolate orange segments belong to my DP who has gone to work. However, I'm sure he will understand if they disappear for the greater good (of the kitten. And me)

[BestIsWest]

I long for a cat. DH won't let me have one because our street is quite busy. But there's nothing like having a cat purring on your lap.

[2017watchoutherewecome]

The new law that came in to force at midnight clearly states that you surrender ownership of any chocolate the moment that you leave the house unless you are a female MNer

[Oldraver]

Does he 'suckle' ? My cat is just over one and in his deep sleep he does this scukling...so cute and cant possibly move him

[zukiecat]

Awww, what a gorgeous wee cutie!

😺💕💕

[lurkymclurkerson]

He stayed for about an hour and a half and is now trying to convince the big cats to get up and play, so I'm free to get up and get the house sorted

[RachelRagged]

Aww, , Has a button of white on tip of the tail like one of mine .

[JaceLancs]

Similar problem here

[ChristinaParsons]

Incatatitated

[Athome77]

Im incatpussitated too, need someone to turn a light on!