To not want to go to this party?

[Elledouble]

It sounds shit. I like parties that start with lots of booze and maybe cake.

[ByeByeLilSebastian]

I like parties that start with a buffet

[ItsJustNotRight]

Shaved my legs and waiting for the party. - it hasn't stared yet.

[DearMrDilkington]

I only like parties with buffets too, I'm too busy stuffing my face to notice anyone's shaved legs

[SpaceDinosaur]

My legs aren't glowing. But I do have a glow stick.... do I need to attach one to the other for the party to start?

[Anniegetyourgun]

The party should start with the lights going DOWN and the music going UP and anyone who's looking closely at someone's shins at that point got drunk too early.

[ByeByeLilSebastian]

Tie the glow sticks to your legs I think Space, tthen join the queue for the buffet.

[onemorecupofcoffeefortheroad]

The only legs I'm interested in at a party that the ones that trickle down the inside of your glass after you've drunk your wine - maybe they mean those

[Elledouble]

That must be it. Though to describe them as 'glowing' might be a bit of poetic license

[ErrolTheDragon]

Glowing legs? oh, I know - it comes from that old saying 'horses sweat, men perspire, ladies glow'. Mine do feel a bit glowy after a run on a cold morning. So clearly you need to run to the party and arrive in a good lather. Probably solves the problem of people intruding on your personal space. Excellent!

[Elledouble]

Maybe! Cos all I've got in my head is a load glow-in-the-dark legs, like some kind of spectral can-can...

[ByeByeLilSebastian]

Their ain't no party like a glowy leg party!

[CandyOcean]

At this time of year no-one will be able to see my fetlocks through my 100 denier tights anyway. This sounds like a rubbish party, if the main attraction is a leg inspection rather than a large pan of mulled wine and some twiglets.

[ErrolTheDragon]

For those too lazy to take up my previous idea, these look just the job for smooth glowing legs. Perfect panto party wear.

[Sparlklesilverglitter]

If a party doesn't stray with champagne or at least wine I'm not attending. I'm far to busy drinking to wonder if Sue has shaved her legs