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To have conducted an experiment on the effects of alcohol

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wineoclockthanks · 24/09/2016 20:35

On will power

I've resisted eating crap all day and only 2 glasses of wine down and I've hoovered up 2 packets of Quavers and am eyeing up the maltesers.

I intend to call The Lancet first thing on Monday with this marvellous discovery?

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chitofftheshovel · 24/09/2016 20:38

They will be fascinated by this discovery.

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coffeetasteslikeshit · 24/09/2016 20:46

Quavers don't count as crap... they're only 85 calories. That's my truth and I'm sticking to it.

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PuntasticUsername · 24/09/2016 20:50

Maltesers don't count either, they're mainly air. Crack on OP.

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BoulevardOfBrokenSleep · 24/09/2016 21:00

It's not just to do with willpower, there's something to do with alcohol's effect on your blood sugar as well that I could maybe remember if I hadn't, er, been drinking.

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wineoclockthanks · 24/09/2016 21:05

Arhhhhh, are you angling for co-authorship of my groundbreaking research paper boulevard?

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BoulevardOfBrokenSleep · 24/09/2016 21:18

Only if we can get the phrases, 'you're my best mate, you are', and 'extra chilli sauce on that kebab please' into the conclusion

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Dreamfoil · 24/09/2016 21:21

Maltesers are mostly air aren't they?

In fact, I have a huge bar of aero mousse in the kitchen. There must be lots of air in that.

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Waffles80 · 24/09/2016 21:24

At least you've only given in to snacks.

One fucking massive glass of wine and I seem to have accidentally inhaled a ridiculous Chinese takeaway.

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ghostyslovesheep · 24/09/2016 21:30

nowt since breakfast - 2 gob fulls of red - 3 pizza slices and half a tub of Pringles!

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madein1995 · 24/09/2016 21:31

Since drinking 4 glasses of prosecco I have eaten :
Bbq chicken and croquettes
M and ms
2 slices of fresh bread and butter
A bag of prawn cocktail crisps

And will prob have more m and ms later