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My garden looks like Bargain Booze

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Andthereshewas77 Sat 11-Jun-16 09:47:04

A full bottle of whiskey and a full bottle of vodka have been left in my front garden by the booze fairies.

AIBU to claim them before the neighbours think I have issues?

What is the etiquette here?

DoloresVanCartier Sat 11-Jun-16 09:52:54

Weeeeelllll, if the booze fairy wants you to have them.... It would be rude not to!! wink

I would be making sure they fed haven't been opened tho!!

RestlessTraveller Sat 11-Jun-16 10:23:48

Fuck the etiquette. Check they haven't been tampered with and have a party.

Andthereshewas77 Sat 11-Jun-16 10:51:23

I'm slightly worried about drunken teens knocking my door late at night to reclaim them.

They are barely visible from the pavement unless you look over a low wall.

... let's see how long it takes for them to disappear.

Mari50 Sat 11-Jun-16 10:53:12

I'd bin them, who knows wtf they are and even if they've not been tampered with you don't know where they came from- counterfeit booze can be poisonous

BillSykesDog Sat 11-Jun-16 10:54:34

Probably hidden from someone who'd already had too much. sad I feel sorry for whoever had to do that. I'd leave it.

Gileswithachainsaw Sat 11-Jun-16 10:55:50

sure they weren't used to just piss in.

I agree with not drinking can't be sure what it really is or whether it's sage to drink.

SaucyJack Sat 11-Jun-16 10:56:34

Leave it, or bin it.

I wouldn't trust anyone who gives away vodka.

shrunkenhead Sat 11-Jun-16 10:58:01

Check the seal....sniff it too before consuming!

Pinkheart5915 Sat 11-Jun-16 11:20:37

Claim them, check they are still sealed if so open and enjoy!

SirChenjin Sat 11-Jun-16 11:22:00

If the seals are still intact then add a mixer of your choice and enjoy!

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes Sat 11-Jun-16 11:22:40

Probably an adult version of an Easter Egg hunt.

Have you seen any slightly tipsy bunnies lately.

PoisonWitch Sat 11-Jun-16 12:00:44

I would totally claim then with above disclaimers about deals etc.

PoisonWitch Sat 11-Jun-16 12:01:03

Seals stupid phone

Andthereshewas77 Sat 11-Jun-16 13:38:38

Still there so far ...

EatShitDerek Sat 11-Jun-16 13:40:36

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Arfarfanarf Sat 11-Jun-16 13:40:51

Id move them.
Just to see what happens :D

BuonoEstente Sat 11-Jun-16 15:10:49

Shoplifted I reckons, probably just a temporary place to hide them.

AlpacaPicnic Sat 11-Jun-16 15:13:08

Id bring them indoors and replace them with something else in a bottle.
Some shampoo and conditioner, or mineral water and soy sauce...

Keep a watch out. See if anyone looks confused...

GlitteryFluff Sat 11-Jun-16 15:16:46

I agree with them being shop lifted. Someone will be back to collect I reckon.

coco1810 Sat 11-Jun-16 15:55:43

AlpacaPicnic love your response!

Iknownuffink Sat 11-Jun-16 16:00:15

Rescue them I'd the seals are intact, enjoy.

If not bin them

Iknownuffink Sat 11-Jun-16 16:01:13


Andthereshewas77 Sat 11-Jun-16 16:14:57

And they're gone ... I did not see the fairy.

booklooker Sat 11-Jun-16 16:17:23

I'd probably be Brahms by now.

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