My problem is one of the traditional joys of terraced housing. In nice sunny weather, my Antipodean flatsharer neighbours enjoy sitting outside day and night in the garden drinking. Fine - it's their garden to enjoy - but bloody hell, the swearing.
I swear a fair bit myself when the situation calls for it, but each sentence has at least 4 "fucks" in it, and they usually refer to each other as "cunts". "Oi Davo you fucking cunt, get me a fucking beer you useless fucking " etc. Women are "cunts" or more typically "dumb cunts".
It's driving me mad. I hate hearing it. And I've got DS and DD now trying out some of their newfound vocabulary. I find myself trying to keep the kids out of garden in the afternoons.
What the hell - if anything - can I do? I wanted to see if the wisdom of Mumsnet had any suggestions.
I am ready to go round and have a chat but worried I'm just being a pearl clutching neighbour reaching for my smelling salts at a bit of bad language. (Actually, I may have to send DH, as otherwise I'm sure to hear something about "the dumb cunt from next door , etc.)
I do know their landlord is a very lovely genteel man and I am rather tempted to call him instead as I know lease renewal time is in October.... But he's also elderly and I might be putting him in a difficult position so I've held off complaining to him about some of their other behaviour (parties, rubbish, mess, etc).
WWYD? if suggestions involve a super soaker water pistol or building a 16ft fence with razor wire at the top, I'm definitely ready.
If I can't do anything, I'd welcome your suggestions for theoretical vengeance on my potty mouthed compatriots.
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LondonKiwiMummy · 05/06/2016 16:01
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