To call 'D'H out on being a selfish arse?

[DisappointedOne]

Husband was out all day yesterday. Mostly this means bliss for me, pottering about, but:

*he needed to leave early, but didn't think to sort what he could out the night before. Within 5 seconds of turning the alarm off he had all the bedroom lights on and was banging about looking for things in drawers - this woke me up several hours earlier than I needed to be awake

• he came back from karting at about 5pm. Went for a shower, leaving his wet and stinky clothes in the middle of the kitchen floor. Came back down at 5:45pm and went straight out to a gig.
  
  *came home steaming drunk at about 12:30pm. I'd been in bed for 10 mins. Kept me awake for about half an hour with his inane ramblings before going downstairs to make himself some food. The kitchen is below our bedroom. Much banging and crashing of crockery and cupboard doors followed by loud swearing when he burnt his tongue.
  
  
• kept me awake much of the night snoring like a train and fidgeting.
  
  
• DD(5) woke at 8:30am and obviously wants to do things. He's been laying in bed all morning moaning that he's aching and has a headache. He apparently has no plans to get up and do anything today. My being knackered because of him apparently isn't his fault.
  
  I'd escape a prison sentence if I did him in and buried him under the patio, right?

[Costacoffeeplease]

And his good points are???

[StylishDuck]

I would say it was your turn to go out for the whole day today OP

[HelloCanYouHearMe]

Sounds like mine OP....

Time to go out somewhere nice for the day i think!

[DoreenLethal]

I definitely think you should turn all the lights and radio on [loud] and then go out for the day. Then come in, piss on the kitchen floor, have a shower, leave all your clothes on the bathroom floor, and then go straight back out for the evening. Come home, piss on his work clothes and then go to bed farting and thrashing about. After banging and crashing about the kitchen of course.

[glenthebattleostrich]

I'm sure you said you need to hoover the whole house whilst practicing singing show tunes with dd.

Then you need to pop to the shops (having fed dd lots of haribo). What a shame traffic is bad and it takes you all day.

Or pack him off to soft play with dd.

[DisappointedOne]

Much more fun to be had here. DD has just rediscovered the huge box of musical instruments and I'm indulging my love of freshly ground coffee (kitchen under bedroom, remember). I might even get the dyson out shortly.

[DisappointedOne]

He wouldn't still be here if it was.

[Costacoffeeplease]

Thank goodness for that - so what are the reasons, and consequences, for him being a complete arse this weekend?

[hufflebottom]

Watch frozen, singing along with it with dd really loudly. Put the Hoover round be as loud as possible

[Gobbolino6]

Ooh I'd go out somewhere really nice with your DD, eat out afterwards, get back and say 'no need to cook for us, darling, we're stuffed'.

[mummymeister]

Wow - he sounds a real catch! if its a sort of one off iykwim then I wouldn't have a problem and just plan my own busy weekend leaving him in charge. however, if it happened once a month I would be having words personally. cannot understand why people like to carry on as if they are childless when they have kids and responsibilities but guess I am just a bit old.

[CalleighDoodle]

Next weekend is spa weekend with your friend. Two days to deal with the dc. HOWEVER, you must ring him at 12.35am for a long chat.

[ChameleonCircuit]

Delete this thread and then get on with burying him. It can't have been you, you were with me all day 😄

He's a dickhead and should be treated as such. Send the dc to have a lovely bounce on your bed.