to want to put in a bulk order of Deathlac and keep my windows closed!

(5 Posts)
exactchange Sun 28-Jun-15 22:07:04

Severe arachnaphobic, and dh has found the keys to the downstairs windows - the ones next to all the bushes. Looking on eBay etc for window screens, any other suggestions? (Apart from grow up, grow a pair, they are more afraid etc wink)

Wideopenspace Sun 28-Jun-15 22:09:45

Steal the keys and lose them. Or break DH's fingers repeatedly for the rest of your marriage, so he can't use them. Ditto for any children who are old enough to use window keys.

<deadly serious>

BlackeyedSusan Sun 28-Jun-15 22:46:03

super.

buy a flame thrower and burn those feckers....

sunbathe Sun 28-Jun-15 22:53:27

Cut down the bushes.

lilacblossomtime Sun 28-Jun-15 22:56:55

Haha I think this is going to be a spider year already seen quite a few biggish ones.

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