My colleague makes orgasm noises when she sneezes.

[PlumpingUpPartridge]

She has a cold.

I'm being very British about it all but I twitch every time she goes 'Uh-UH' in my ear.

WIBU to demand that she be signed off ill until her cold improves? It's really the only solution at this point.

[ghostyslovesheep]

she's making sneezing noises - you are just projecting

pervert

[PlumpingUpPartridge]

These are DIFFERENT to normal sneezes. They've got more oomph to them. They're not simple expectorations of snot - I could cope with those!

[Bair]

How do you know that's what she sounds like when she reaches orgasm. Maybe you make sneezing noises when you climax and everyone's just been too polite to tell you?

[PlumpingUpPartridge]

Quite possibly, Bair. I must ring my past paramours and check

Honestly, her sneezes sound rude!

[HoppityVoosh]

I agree with Bair

[Mostlyjustaluker]

I am sure I have an article in a trashy magazine about somebody who orgasmed when sneezing. Maybe she having an orgasm?

[hotfuzzra]

Next time she does it say loudly "I'll have what she's having" and wink lustily at anyone who looks at you. See if she gets the hint?
HTH

[LL12]

Every time my husband sneezes it sound like a large volcanic eruption of snot has just escaped from his nose, I hate it.
I wish he would sneeze more a bit more quietly, unreasonable I know but I just really hate it.

[PlumpingUpPartridge]

I do hope not, mostly she has an awful lot of them if so

hotfuzzra, I like that idea

[PlumpingUpPartridge]

Does anyone remember the Sherlock episode where the Woman changes his text alert to go 'Ahhh'?

My colleague sounds similar to that.

[LL12]

I think I'd prefer the orgasm sound to my husbands sounds.

[ovaryhill]

My husband sneezes about seven times in a row, one after the other.
It makes me want to stab him, vigorously and repeatedly

[cleanmyhouse]

You'd hate it in my house, we do the Ninja sneeze. Or the opera sneeze.