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WIBU to kill the bastard

(26 Posts)
TitsCrossed Wed 03-Sep-14 20:37:06

For this crime?

hoobypickypicky Wed 03-Sep-14 20:40:34

Hmm. It's a bit strong. The question is, will your lord and master (or lady and mistress) object to such an error?

Methinks the chances are that s/he will let DH know in their own special yowling, clawing way if the inelegant placement and opening of their precious morsels offends. Be afraid, Mr TitsCrossed, be very afraid.

gordyslovesheep Wed 03-Sep-14 20:40:47

NO - twatbadger

HappyAgainOneDay Wed 03-Sep-14 20:41:34

What's wrong with it? Just that it was opened at what is designated the bottom of the packet? Who opened it?

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Wed 03-Sep-14 20:41:49

Will you not be decanting it into it's own handy container?

TitsCrossed Wed 03-Sep-14 20:42:02

Oh god, I haven't dared tell the cats yet. They will flip.

chockbic Wed 03-Sep-14 20:42:40

What you don't know is the cat did it.

TitsCrossed Wed 03-Sep-14 20:43:43

Hmm, might have to nip out to get handy container. Or maybe empty one of dh's cereal tupperwares and use that. Will serve him right.

gordyslovesheep Wed 03-Sep-14 20:44:20

What's WRONG with it ????? it's upside down and the corner has been cut leaving sticky up bits ...meaning the food will go everywhere!!!!!

I'd feed the doer to the cats

Keletubbie Wed 03-Sep-14 20:44:22

The cat is trying to drive a wedge between you. All part of its mind games.

TitsCrossed Wed 03-Sep-14 20:47:32

shock kele I hadn't even considered that option! The titcats could be playing me like a fiddle. They know all about my packaging issues.

TitsCrossed Wed 03-Sep-14 20:48:35

Thank you gordy medear

Gruntfuttock Wed 03-Sep-14 20:50:11

How can it possibly matter? confused

I've never killed anyone over something that trivial.


Wolfiefan Wed 03-Sep-14 20:52:27

It's the cat! Hoping you won't notice the bag is open and will just turn it the right way up!!

AlpacaLypse Wed 03-Sep-14 20:56:37

I haven't yet found a good way to open AlpacaCat's Iams without ending up with pointy bit corners.

Although the pwecuss pwincess has gone off the stuff completely while I was off in forrin parts leaving DP in charge and (according to DP) NEEDS to have four sachets a day of the poshest most expensive wet cat food that Waitrose can supply.

TitsCrossed Wed 03-Sep-14 21:01:41

But Grunt



TitsCrossed Wed 03-Sep-14 21:03:52

Oh dear Alpaca so you'll be accommodating this dietary change by shrinking your food budget accordingly then.

hoobypickypicky Wed 03-Sep-14 21:07:02

I'm very sorry to tell you Alpaca, as the Chief Inspector of Important Felines Incorporated I regret to tell you that your cat has already called CatLine. You may expect a visit from the Cat Police tonight.

Please have chicken (free range) and steak available, in multiple quantities, and be prepared to have your fridge and her sleeping quarters (aka your bed) inspected.

BlackeyedSusan Wed 03-Sep-14 21:20:44

I was going to say that I think it a bit extreme... but then remembered how ex used to hack open the cheese... and at least one does not have to pour that.

FunkyBoldRibena Wed 03-Sep-14 21:32:44

Fucks sake. Who the hell does that?

OhMyArsingGodInABox Wed 03-Sep-14 21:36:09

I would actually do a bad murder if that happened in my house.

FrancesNiadova Wed 03-Sep-14 22:49:24


TitsCrossed Wed 03-Sep-14 22:54:50

Thank you for your support.

DH's defence was 'packaging rage'.


Hoppinggreen Wed 03-Sep-14 22:59:01

I was so fixated on the heinous pointy bit I didn't notice it was upside down at first.
Tie his legs together and leave him to the cats!!!

minmooch Wed 03-Sep-14 23:02:03

I thought at first it was a bag of Revels. I would have been very upset had someone opened MY Revels.

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