To be pissed off with dp

[Softlysoftlycatchymonkey]

Because he stuck his finger in my lemon meringue when I went to go get my cup of tea and drew a fucking face in it. Arsehole

[FunkyBoldRibena]

What a cunt.

[xalyssx]

LTB

[Softlysoftlycatchymonkey]

It's eaten now but I was mad! Oh I will get him back.....

[IAMACLANGER]

I like your plates/bowls! Where did they come from?

[Softlysoftlycatchymonkey]

Iam I haven't a clue, nothing matches in this house! There is no stamp underneath either

[Vitalstatistix]

I would be genuinely furious at that because I can't eat something that anyone has poked, prodded, breathed over or looked at funny

I'd be forced to yell at him until he went out and bought me a replacement or three

[Fairylea]

Shit in his coffee. The bastard.

[iklboo]

Evil. When I was young my mum used to ask for or just take a bite out of my sandwich. But she'd take it right out of the middle (I'm a corner to corner girl). I could never face eating my sandwich after that. Then I'd get into trouble for wasting food

[BoneyBackJefferson]

"I'd be forced to yell at him until he went out and bought me a replacement"

[Softlysoftlycatchymonkey]

vital I did take the shine of my lemony piece of heaven. He was lookng at me with a right stupid grin. He actually thought it was funny and I would laugh..... What a knob.

iklboo my nan used to have really long,tobacco stained nails. I hated chippy night as she would always pinch a chip of my plate and she would fumble for it her horrible yellow nails would touch my other chips

[Softlysoftlycatchymonkey]

He doesn't drink coffee fairy... But I'm thinking is something similar....

[samesizetoes]

I've got those plates cheap from Argos circa 2005

And yes, ltb

[MerryMarigold]

I think it's funny! In fact it's inspired me don't think dh would be amused. Some people need a sense of humour transplant.

[Hollycomputer]

Argh. My mum used to take a tiny bit out of all our sandwiches. It used to infuriate us but she thought it was funny.

[Hollycomputer]

bite

[HouseAtreides]

DH used to think nothing of having a bite/forkful of the DCs' food before giving them the plate. I had to point out to him that it's not very nice; he was just being greedy! He doesn't do it any more.

[Albertatata]

LTB

[Vitalstatistix]

Yes boney. I am terrifying. He would rush to tesco for fear of sleeping in the shed.

[Itsfab]

I hope his finger was clean