Not a TAAT but inspired by the neighbour one:
Upstairs fakes her orgasms, really badly and really loudly. She basically lets out a really loud moan/scream every two seconds or so. She also seems to think that orgasms are meant to last for the entire ... um ... encounter. What also doesn't help is that her new partner seems to have the stamina of a marathon runner. This goes on two or three times every night (yes, their relationship is new).
They've just started yet again. I've been off sick with period pain all day and my headache istn't helping.
WIBU to write out detailed step-by-step instructions on how to fake a convincing, non-wall-shattering orgasm and slip t under her front door?
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Help me educate my neighbour, please!!! [lighthearted]
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MagicalHamSandwich · 11/03/2014 22:29
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