To smother DP with a pillow

[TwittyMcTwitterson]

He's had a few drinks and he's snoring his stupid little head off.

Do I...

A) smother him with my pillow

B) kick him

C) sodd off to the spare room/DDs room and have wicked cuddles

D) be a grown up, wake him up and tell him

The rooms starting to shake...

[JazzAnnNonMouse]

I would push him over, and if that didn't work, pinch his nose

[PigletJohn]

Roll him over, repeating "roll over, darling"

With repeated training, the words should do.

[pettyprudence]

smother him - he'll only do it again otherwise!

[lessonsintightropes]

Wake him up gently - this works 9/10 for me - and if he can't/won't stop, extricate one of you to the sofa. I've only done this once in 6 years and he to me once too. Hope you get some kip!

[Sunnysummer]

B then A then C. D would be the most unreasonable, as I know from experience that it never freaking works

[AdoraBell]

D never bloody works

B in the first instance, followed by A if B fails dismally. Then move on to C.

[TwittyMcTwitterson]

I pushed him gently and told him he was snoring. He told me he wasn't and was actually still awake. Then he said he was testing me. Not really sure what that means.

We agreed he should roll over because even if he wasn't snoring he wouldn't be losing out.

I can never sleep past 8am tho

[Passthecake30]

A sharp elbow in the rib does it for me!

[Thattimeofyearagain]

Roll him over < I snore - sinus issues >

[Mumof3xx]

I tend to accidentally elbow my snoring oh

[TwittyMcTwitterson]

Normally I turn over in a very bouncy way which wakes him up just enough. Not last night...

[Writerwannabe83]

I wake mine up and tell him to go and sleep on the sofa

[EverythingsDozy]

I used to kick mine and pretend I was still asleep

[EverythingsDozy]

Not hard!! I'm not violent, just gently enough to startle him!

[pmgkt]

Firm kick and telling him to shut up works well here