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to wonder why Netmums never gets in the news for sex threads?

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kim147 Sat 26-Oct-13 16:31:57

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Darkesteyes Mon 28-Oct-13 16:21:11


mignonnette Mon 28-Oct-13 14:15:03

The only problem with a Nethun fisting is the pink glitter up your jacksy afterwards.

uptheanty Mon 28-Oct-13 14:12:05

Everyone on nm always feel so young?

Like they're part of an eternal optimistic cult of motherhood and dare I say it.... Servitude.

Maybe I'm just to old!

Grennie Mon 28-Oct-13 14:03:41

Yes. Some say we are nasty. Those who are also MNers say the opposite.

uptheanty Mon 28-Oct-13 13:58:48

Do you think net mums discuss mumsnet on threads?

mignonnette Mon 28-Oct-13 13:55:15

grin @ My.

MyNameIsWinkly Mon 28-Oct-13 13:53:56

654 days, 10 minutes and 12 seconds since I last did my Kegels, lol

mignonnette Mon 28-Oct-13 13:50:17

I suggest NetHunners spend a bit more time on pelvic floor exercises if their vagina's are happily accommodating a fist without several months of pregnancy hormones to soften things up.

FunnysInLaJardin Mon 28-Oct-13 13:48:08

yes Noisy just that.

Their sex threads are just like their other threads. Devoid of humour and full to the brim with lols.

<faints again>

Tianc Mon 28-Oct-13 13:47:49

One of those articles about sex on MN had a valid point about partners' privacy - but I suspect they were talking about the wrong website.

When I was doing my cyberstalking, someone pointed out that on Netmummers use their real names and have photo avatars. At least MN is anonymous by default.

Can the sparkly people namechange and remove photos for specific threads? If not, they're sailing uncomfortably close to the wind...

kim147 Mon 28-Oct-13 13:47:29

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NoisyDay Mon 28-Oct-13 13:43:22

Dare I ask,what is vaginal fisting,is it just exactly that??

FunnysInLaJardin Mon 28-Oct-13 13:35:18

vaginal fisting? <faints>

Tianc Mon 28-Oct-13 13:35:01

Well the front page of their "Woman and Life" has "Top sex positions" as a link.

TwoLeftSocks Mon 28-Oct-13 13:28:03

I've looked at this thread title several times in confusion, and only just realised it doesn't actually ask why Numtums never get in the news for sex threads. Must watch less CBeebies!

Last time I popped over there they had a few threads about anal sex going on.

I was more shocked that no one had called troll then anything else I read.

CommanderShepard Mon 28-Oct-13 13:16:44

They don't have sex, they dance.

Grennie Mon 28-Oct-13 11:28:48

Actually in some parts of NM, there seem to be virtually no tickers and sparkles. The few times I have hung out in there, it is in the wine bar. That is where you seem to get the few other feminists hanging out.

LEMisafucker Mon 28-Oct-13 10:41:42

Grennie - it that were MN it would be anal fisting, thats the difference smile

FortyDoorsToNowhere Mon 28-Oct-13 10:39:19

Vaginal fisting, the thought brings tears to my eyes.

Mn is easier to read, tickers and sparkles ect just hurt my eyes.

filimou Mon 28-Oct-13 10:34:18

grin at HoneyDragon

HoneyDragon Mon 28-Oct-13 10:33:13

Yeah, but some people wander over here for a bit and think we're all up ourselves dickwads with over inflated egos.

they probably just met me

hiddenhome Mon 28-Oct-13 10:16:50

I wandered over there a couple of nights ago when I was bored. It's pretty desperate and full of lolz and hunz. They all come across as pretty naive and a bit feeble esp. when trying to discuss anything more serious than baby bottles/nappies/arguments with relatives.

filimou Mon 28-Oct-13 10:10:36

Because you would need the enigma machine to figure out what the hell they are on about.

Grennie Mon 28-Oct-13 09:58:26

An alternative parenting site.

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