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To want to throw the cunting duckphone out of the window?

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SaggyOldClothCatPuss Thu 16-May-13 11:39:10

Gah! DP and DS are bloody hoarders bootsale fans.
Their last aquisition is a telephone built into a wooden decoy duck! confused Aesthetically its not bad, Its quite a nice vintage looking decoy duck, but the noise it makes is horrendous! Nothing like a bleeding duck, more like some weird 'my batteries are running down/sub woofer interference' croak! Every time it goes off I nearly have a heart attack!
We have a gorgeous, vintage dial phone that makes a delicious ringing noise, that I love, but Ive been outvoted, and the fucking duck reins supreme! WIBU to throw it out of the window and tell them that it flew south for the winter? hmm

thebody Thu 16-May-13 11:40:49

Ha ha . Feel your pain. My dd is a duck fanatic.

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Thu 16-May-13 11:41:48

You really cant feel my pain until you hear the damned thing! Its fowl!

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Thu 16-May-13 17:32:12

& times it has rung today! SEVEN! AARRRGGGHHHHH!

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