OK, so I ended up watching Postman Pat Special Delivery Service earlier on and I just couldn't believe it!
Postman Pat had a small parcel to deliver. Due to his bloody cat causing trouble (not for the first time I might add) the parcel, which was a bouncy castle, inflated in the sorting office.
Now, instead of doing the obvious thing and deflating it, Pat decides to deliver it by helicopter, fully inflated, flying over the fields of Greendale. I mean really?!?! How much did that cost then Pat - I bet it was less than a tenner paid by the sender, and you go out in a bleeding helicopter to deliver it?
AND then let your cat bounce on it, causing it to have numerous holes and deflate. Then you buy all the plasters for sale in the village (which by an amazingly fortunate co-incidence were over-delivered to the shop that very morning) and patch up the bouncy castle with them.
I very much doubt that these costs would be covered by the sender, and rightly so - Pat's incompetence and staggering disregard for resources is hardly their fault.
So it's us, the consumer, who end up paying in the form of increased postal charges all round. Thanks a lot, Pat.
And yes, as the song says - he is a very lucky man - if he worked in the private sector he would have been sacked years ago!
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KirstyJC · 12/04/2013 18:24
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