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to think that the woman on channel 099 should get a medal for keeping her hand stuck there for so long?

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LinguisticPitbull Thu 24-Jan-13 00:58:25

The very enthusiastic naked girl on Babestation 099 has managed to keep her hand stuck over her genitals for at least half an hour non stop now. She is very diligent. Nobody is calling her however and she is becoming annoyed.

HoHoHoNoYouDont Thu 24-Jan-13 01:02:22

Have you seen that similar channel where the girls compete to be the next Babe on the station. Absolute munters, comedy to watch.

WorraLiberty Thu 24-Jan-13 01:03:41

Maybe she needs a piss?

HoHoHoNoYouDont Thu 24-Jan-13 01:05:00

grin Worra

LinguisticPitbull Thu 24-Jan-13 01:05:28

I think she needs a drink as she keeps opening her mouth as if she is expecting something thirst quenching.

LinguisticPitbull Thu 24-Jan-13 01:07:25

It's a hoot when she turns the microphone on and says words to the effect of "Won't anyone buy my lovely wares? I've been workin' so hard." Nothing has changed since the Victorian backstreets.

WorraLiberty Thu 24-Jan-13 01:17:58

Oh...

Do you think I should ring up and inform her that actually everything has changed since the Victorian backstreets...like the internet and free porn?

Or would that really put a downer on her night? grin

DizzyZebra Thu 24-Jan-13 01:25:22

I think she should get a medal for not dying of boredom. I get bored actually talking to real people to sell things never mind talking to a camera for hours on end.

LinguisticPitbull Thu 24-Jan-13 01:35:31

All that bouncing, is her brain still intact? I would be interested to see what the rest of that studio looks like, they are always looking towards the unseen others. If they are men, do they get erections, or do you think after a while it all becomes rather dull? There's a screen on the left showing other girls and sometimes it shows a woman with an 0845 number scrawled on a piece of cardboard stuck to the front of her 'bumper'. Call the number and she will remove it. Fantastic.

Have you seen how bounce around? If i attempted that in front of a man he would mist likely think I had issues and run a mile. Cant say he would find it seductive.

Can you imagine telling your partner you fancied a bit of role play. He comes in and finds you bouncing on the bed like a dog with worms and fleas. Asks you wtf you are doing and all you can say is 'Im doing it babe station style tonight' grin

Harriet35 Thu 24-Jan-13 01:50:39

How come she is allowed to be fully nude?

LinguisticPitbull Thu 24-Jan-13 01:52:51

Ha,ha. It seems a lot of men aren't finding it seductive either. Very few calls. I've seen another one on there who is the same. It's all done in a very angry way. Quite insightful.

LinguisticPitbull Thu 24-Jan-13 01:56:59

Harriet35, probably because she is allowed to be doing it if genitals are covered at all times. They find ways around it, like naked with one leg over the other or on their front. I watched her hand, when she was lying on her back, it didn't move, even with all that writhing, dedicated to her cause if somewhat misguided. If it slipped, I would think the channel would be fined.

Is this the channel where people can phone in and ask them to do things?

I think you should phone and ask her to do cart wheels while not moving her hand. That should be entertaining grin

Harriet35 Thu 24-Jan-13 02:14:15

She's a benefit cheat!

Harriet35 Thu 24-Jan-13 02:14:34

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1310561/TV-porn-presenter-Lori-Buckby-fined-claiming-benefits-working.html

DizzyZebra Thu 24-Jan-13 02:16:26

Lol i know a few models who are on benefits and don't declare their work. Some people practically encourage it.

LinguisticPitbull Thu 24-Jan-13 02:25:10

Notoriety indeed!

Ha, I love these channels! They are quite possibly the only thing I miss since my lack of TV! grin

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