One woman at work comes in and says to me "god you look tired, had a light night last night?"
"Erm ... no"
Cue awkward silence.
Different time -
"wow you look how I feel - tired!"
"Well I was feeling fine before but now I feel like shit"
- Yes sometimes I can look tired no matter how much sleep I've had but why do you feel the need to tell me I look like shit.