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STOP FUCKING HUMMING!!!!!

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Bogeyface Thu 01-Nov-12 23:54:46

AIBU to scream this to my H?

Every single bastard song/tune/jingle, he has to hum along. Sometimes he will sing, sometimes not, usually just a mix of the two.

He is a good singer, he performs professionally on a very part time basis, but the constant fecking humming is driving me crackers!

He has just sung along to fecking Kylie, and I want to hurt someone!

thebody Thu 01-Nov-12 23:55:48

You need to whistle love.

Bogeyface Fri 02-Nov-12 00:08:56

Bollocks.

grin

SoleSource Fri 02-Nov-12 00:15:14

Humhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhumhum

Huuuummmmm

WorraLiberty Fri 02-Nov-12 00:16:39

It's hard to feel sympathy for you if he's a good singer...

I mean given the fact that my DH is exactly the same, except he sounds like tone deaf cat taking it up the arse from a Rottweiler hmm

He was singing along to the radio downstairs yesterday and my DS was upstairs playing with his friend.

His friend (13yrs old) looked absolutely petrified and said, "What's that noise? Can you hear someone screaming?"

Bogeyface Fri 02-Nov-12 00:16:58

My worst song ever is......

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIbcqgXh5-4

grin

Bogeyface Fri 02-Nov-12 00:17:45

grin Worra!

the problem is that he isnt really singing, he does this sort of under-his-breath singing. If you are going to sing, then sing!!!

WorraLiberty Fri 02-Nov-12 00:18:50

Under his breath?

Mine's going to be singing from under-the-fucking-patio if he carries on hmm

Bogeyface Fri 02-Nov-12 00:20:12

The Brookside Tour grin

SoleSource Fri 02-Nov-12 00:29:24

Anna Friel is gorgeous now. I miss Brookside.

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream Fri 02-Nov-12 00:29:42

I'm afraid I commit this crime but I can not sing.

Bogeyface Fri 02-Nov-12 00:29:57

She was always gorgeous.

Bitch.

wink grin

SoleSource Fri 02-Nov-12 00:32:49

Oooh fuck

Now I have the fucking Brookside theme tune playing in my mind

WorraLiberty Fri 02-Nov-12 00:35:54

Lol @ the Brookside tour grin

I maintain I'm a good singer although everyone disagrees

But what really bugs me is when I'm singing along to the radio and the singer gets the lyrics wrong...the bastards!

SoleSource Fri 02-Nov-12 00:35:54

I was disappointed that Anna was not in the third Goal! drama. At the end of tbe second she was pregnant.

ChaosTrulyReigns Fri 02-Nov-12 00:37:32

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TodaysAGhoulDay Fri 02-Nov-12 00:48:16

My DB does this, except he whistles. Much as I love him to bits and he's my best friend, his bloody whistling along to every fucking song will drive me demented!

ripsishere Fri 02-Nov-12 00:52:13

Beat clicking. My DD has developed a habit of clicking with her mouth. Drives me to distraction.
DH is a sniffer. He is destined to fall from the balcony sometime soon.

StuntGirl Fri 02-Nov-12 00:56:53

Great, now I have Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by Crash Test Dummies in my head hmm

ChaosTrulyReigns Fri 02-Nov-12 00:57:41

Alopogies, Stunty.

Bogeyface Fri 02-Nov-12 00:59:19

Chaos.

I want to kill you.

You are only protected by the internet and when I break it I will find you.

StuntGirl Fri 02-Nov-12 01:02:45

To be fair I don't hugely mind it. Love a bit of 90s me. I will be humming it to myself for about a week now though! (sorry bogey grin)

Bogeyface Fri 02-Nov-12 01:07:22

Stunt

Humming to yourself is fine, really! Just dont hum it to me and we will be BFF!

StuntGirl Fri 02-Nov-12 01:14:19

grin

fortifiedwithtea Fri 02-Nov-12 03:31:50

My DH hums tunelessly whenever I've annoyed him but he's trying not to show it. He does it every time. So when he hums I just say your pissed off aren't you. smile.

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