to call my boss and tell him im not coming in today because...

[VinegarTits]

today i dont feel like doing anything?

[eBook]

:o

Worth a try!

[VinegarTits]

he got a bit i was

[BeingBooyhoo]

go for it! and let me know how it goes down with the boss.

[imnotmymum]

I just want to lay in me be-ed!!

[imnotmymum]

my*

[BeingBooyhoo]

oh xpost. that's disappointing. maybe he is having a bad day. dont blame yourself

[VinegarTits]

the thing is...i really dont feel like picking up the phone

[imnotmymum]

did you leave a message at the tone?

[VinegarTits]

so i told him he could just leave a message...at the tone

[imnotmymum]

not fast enough !!!!!

[VinegarTits]

he called me lazy

[imnotmymum]

Leave the Bastard! You are learning the duggy!

[VinegarTits]

your right, he can go to hell

i'm lounging on the couch now and chilling in my snuggie

[Fakebook]

I had a work colleague who actually phoned in once and said this to the manager. Infact, his exact words were "I don't feel like coming in today, and if I do come in, I won't be working to my full ability".

My manager THANKED him for being truthful and gave him a day off unpaid.

[imnotmymum]

ooh must be time for the really nice sex OP ... call DP now we do not to ruin the day's events

[HecateLarpo]

yes, but what the hell is dougie?

as an aside, my dad once didn't show up for work (years ago, back when he was a miner). The next day, his boss said 'an where the fuck were yo yesterdee?' and my dad replied 'I thawt fuck it an' rolled ower.' and his boss laughed and said 'fair enuff, lad'

(got to be done in the accent to work )