to think I am developing superpowers

[Minimammoth]

Along side telepathy, and knowing the future. I noticed that my local supermarket smelled of wee today. How can I harness this amazing power?

[Kayano]

I don't know but my amazing ability is to always know the plot of a tv show or episode before it happens

And I have an amazing imdb power to see someone on the tv and list all the shows I have ever seen them in

I watch too much tv lol

[PurpleRomanesco]

I know when my MIL is ringing. Always. It really freaks DP out.

[SnapesMistress]

I know who is going to die when in every horror/thriller film I watch.

[Minimammoth]

Ability to predict when MIL is calling must be v. useful. At least you can be out ready to listen.
I shall hone my smelling skills, you never know I might be able to smell trouble.

[mayaswell]

Yup, I know when MIL is ringing. Because it's 10pm on a Sunday night.

[LimeLeafLizard]

@ purple and maya - me too!

I know what the kids & DH have been up to in my absence. Freaks them out every time!

[Freshlettice]

I know what mine have been up to when I'm away too and it does freaknthem out. I can sniff it out, literally (I have a freakily good sense of smell)

[CreepyWeeBrackets]

DS aged four has the freaky ability to get up at 3 a.m and then do a full day at school and a riding lesson. He is obviously destined to be a super-villain investment banker / hedge-fund manager / politician.

We know this because when we asked the G.P if the three-hour sleep in twenty-four might affect him aversely we were told that if it was okay for Mrs Thatcher...

[Shutupanddrive]

Op are you pregnant? I developed super smelling powers when pregnant. I could smell if someone had been smoking just from walking past them in the street

[Minimammoth]

Creepy, I bet he does it all on 2 fish fingers as well.
Defo not pregnant, those days are way gone. I think I'll work on having a clone next, or at least being in 2 places at once.

[qazxc]

remember OP with great power comes great responsibility.

[Minimammoth]

Ah yes. Very wise very wise. No clone then. Just me and my nose.

[lesley33]

Perhaps you should visit your GP and ....errrmmm... share with him/her the details of these amazing superpowers.