To not want my OH to keep turning to me to ask "Do you want a fight?"

[2kidsintow]

As in a physical wrestling style tumbling around fight.
Just because he is bored.

Idiot.

[peeriebear]

DH kept doing that "I'm not touching you" thing with his finger right in front of my eye last night, because he was bored and I was watching Criminal Minds. He's wrapped up in some old carpet in the shed now, and I got the blood out of the rug with bicarb...

[AgentZigzag]

Ummm, I dunno, that kind of sounds fun



Just punch him in the crown jewels and tell him you're fighting dirty.

Should do the trick.

[faeriefruitcake]

Will there be jelly?

[picnicbasketcase]

Find him a jigsaw or a colouring book. If he's going to act like a five year old, treat him like one.

[floweryblue]

I get stern with DP and DSS if they want to fight. They either stop fighting or one of them gets me a or a , if not they know they will suffer for days.

[FayKnights]

Sounds like he needs a good shag and is clumsily trying to entice you! Think teenage boys pinging your bra or poking you at school!

[2kidsintow]

Nah Fay - been there, done that only yesterday. He's had his quota for the week.

I'm liking Peerie's idea....

Usually he rough and tumbles with the kids. I only had them so he could fight with them instead of me.

[FayKnights]

Boooooo, I thought I was onto something then.
Just kick his arse, i suggest grabbing his balls, then sit back down and enjoy your wine.

[nomoreheels]

DP does this when he is bored and "twitchy" as he puts it a pain in the arse

I hate it!

[OrangeCrushed]

I LOVE Peeries comment! :o