to think I should hit DP with large inflatable hammer severally times

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First day back at work after maternity leave so a bit stressed. DD is going through nine month sleep regression. So both DP and me are like walking zombies. This morning - just about to go out when find out DP has taken my keys to Doncaster with him. Car and house keys !!!!. End up phoning DF who has spare set - take DD and gets to work on time.
DF thinks we are messy at best of times and house looks like nine months old hurricane has hit it. URHHH. DP not back yet but large inflatable hammer ready for several well earned bumps.

[MangoMonster]

Go for it! Numpty...although Iay have done similar once or twice. :)

[SarahStratton]

Why inflatable. Go for the real thing, I've a great big fuck off sledgehammer you can borrow.