To share DS's Dr Who script with you all?

[solidgoldbrass]

Because I am both proud and PMSL at it. He is 6 btw...

DOCTOR WHO
Series 9 Episode 1
STRENTGH OF THE DARLEKS
What are those ships approaching?Er...Darlek ships?If they are Darlek ships....RUN!THEME...Human race will be exterminated!
The Doctor cannot stop the Darleks!When The Doctor will meet the Darlek race..he will die!And our revenge will be free!Pieu!Exterminate!Exterminate!Extermin...Pieu!All Darleks will leave and retern to shelter from the Katriftbreak.Exterminate!Argh!Yeah...well feel this.Pom!Pom!Pom!Exterminate!Pieu!Argh!Exterminate!
End of Chapter 1
Start of Chapter 2
Exterminate!Exterminate!Pieu!Pieu!Arghhhhh!


I am particularly proud of the onomatapiea, I have to say Pieu! Pom! Pom!

[nakedandangry]

Pieu! that's it that's exactly the noise 7 yr old ds makes when under dalek attack.

Bravo sgb jr.

[takethisonehereforastart]

I like it

My friend Rob wrote the episode Dalek, where Christopher Ecclestone's Doctor finds a dalek in the museum and realises they are not extinct. I'll tell him he has competition now.

[WilsonFrickett]

Brilliant

[solidgoldbrass]

My DS likes that episode. We have pretty much all the last 6 years' worth on DVD and every episode goes through a spell of being the favourite for a while. Currently it's The Christmas Invasion but we will be back to Turn Left/The Lost Earth any minute.

[TapselteerieO]

Lovely, though I am kind of Doctor Who'd out with my obsessive son.

Someone asked ds which was the best Doctor Who, he said "Me" - he is convinced he is the 12th Doctor.

[AitchTwoOh]

Pieu! LOVE IT.

[Valpollicella]

Amazing

I can hear the Pieu;s as they would sound on screen!

And fab writing too for 6

[nakedandangry]

takethisonehereforastart that has the fabulous moment when sad lonely dalek electrocutes all the soldiers by setting off the water sprinklers and Pieu!
...everyone dies

So satisfying.

[solidgoldbrass]

Taps, my DS is going to be the next Doctor, or so he informed everyone at the model railways show this year...

[Columbia999]

My brother wrote the "Fires of Pompeii" episode. I must tell him that he needs to include more pieu pieuing in his future scripts!

[solidgoldbrass]

Blimey, what a lot of MNers are connected to Dr Who scriptwriters!

[AitchTwoOh]

did he, col? that episode put my dd off it forever... she was freakin' terrified of the volcano creature thingybobs...

[organicgardener]

Hehehehehe.....he's got taste I love Dr Who too :)

[Mandy2003]

Do you know: French boys don't say "Pieu" they say "Pouf, Pouf"? Or so I have been told!

[belgo]

he needs to make a short film with some darlek figures and put it on youtube.

Columbia9999 I loved that episode!

[Anniegetyourgun]

YABU. OK, so he can spell "exterminate" at 6, but he really should be able to spell "dalek" as well. Hmph, educational standards today eh.

Rattlin' good story though, and pleased to see you are bringing him up with a proper grasp of the classics.

[ChaoticAngeloftheUnderworld]

[DontCallMePeanut]

He's got a talent there... Have you sent this to the beeb yet?

[HoneyPablo]

Love it. DD used to write her own versions of Harry Potter on the computer at that age and DS used to write his own song lyrics.
I love children's stories, much better than adult's.

[BertieBotts]

Darlek isn't too bad. DS once asked what I was banging when I was chopping some garlic and then ran away saying "Nooooo!" when I told him - he thought I was putting daleks in his dinner

[solidgoldbrass]

Annie: I was more taken with 'Katriftbreak' which I think is DS' take on 'Cataclysm': as a phonetic rendering of a word he doesn't know and only heard once said by the Supreme Dalek who talks funny, I thought that was rather cool.