To still be chuckling over this over four hours later?

[DooinMeCleanin]

I heard DH scream from the bathroom this morning, so I want in ready to get the spider for him. There was no spider. He started attempting to talk to me with his mouth held open....

DH: Er ab oo oot d oof paste?
me: Huh?
Dh: Oofpaste?
me:
Dh:
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dh: I wanted to try that new toothpaste.
me: That's face scrub

He was not amused. I have been giggling to myself all morning.

[TalcAndTurnips]

Your poor DH; now he has exfoliated his gums.

Well at least it wasn't Anusol.

[MissyMoo321]

thats tickled me

[lubeybooby]

Hahaaa yanbu! :o

[DooinMeCleanin]

Talc you just made me laugh even more. At least his gums will be blackhead free and silky smooth

[borderslass]

That will teach him to read labels

[Andrewofgg]

:o and you have lightened up the day!

[RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles]

and then some more.

[GeraldineAubergine]

For further hilarity, try deep heat and the next week the black stuff you put on cast iron stoves.

[Andrewofgg]

. . . only just be careful it isn't you next time!

[LineRunner]

Did it with Nair once but the disgusting smell alerted me before I actually put it in my mouth.

[SnapesMistress]

Have you found the passports yet Dooin? Your DH seems to be a right silly beggar :o

[Thumbwitch]

I'm sure someone's tried cleaning their teeth with lube before, haven't they? Sure I read that on here somewhere...

Very funny, and as someone said, he should have read the label! And seein' as how it's your DH, Dooin, even funnier! Unless he somehow turns it into being your fault, of course.

[TinkerLily]

That reminded me of a girls holiday 20 odd years ago when my friend - still one of my best friends - was v drunk and cleaned her teeth with eczema cream.

[LesserOfTwoWeevils]

I had a short-sighted elderly aunt who once went out looking a fright because she'd mistaken her red lipliner for her eyebrow pencil

[FruStefanLindman]

I'm sure I've posted this one before.

I was in the bath - DP came into the bathroom already wearing a smart shirt, but not buttoned up as he was looking for his spray deodorant. (Basin and cabinets are 'behind' you if you're in the bath).

He was so busy yakking at me he picked up what he thought was the spray deodorant. So I heard .

Then I heard "OH FARK". I turned round, he'd only sprayed his blue-foam-shaving-gel-cream under his arms, which also sploged on his shirt big time.

He was

I was

[bandgeek]

I once tried to remove my eye make up with nail polish remover. That stung a bit!

[Sparklegeek]

When I was about 12 I went on a weekend caravanning with my grandparents & Mum. One eve we went over to the 'Clubhouse' to play bingo (woohoo!) and in the middle of a very serious bingo game I looked up to see that my Nan had done her eyebrows (in the dimly-lit caravan bathroom) with her blue eyeliner pencil.

You know those situations where you are trying not to laugh because it's quiet & that makes it even worse? One of those. :o

[SoupDragon]

For ages I kept a text my friend had sent me that read

"I am in Tescos. I have just looked down and I have my slippers on"

I used to snort and weep every time I read it.

[pasqueflower]

Real story - then 14 yo dd left blue-and-white tube of hair remover on bathroom shelf. Dh started cleaning his teeth with it. Dh distinctly unamused.

[glotheblo]

Hello, first time poster here, my dil, (meeting for 1st time) and staying overnight, came to me and asked me what make of toothpaste I used, she had brushed her teeth my dh's denture fixative.

[DooinMeCleanin]

It is my fault. I leave all my things lined up behind the sink, the toothbrush cup is also behind the sink. I shoud not leave face things near tooth things DH says. Our bathroom is tiny, there is only one sink. I wash my face in the sink. It makes perefct sense to keep my face wash there.

I wonder what I could leave there next weekend? Chilli paste, maybe? [evilgrin]

[redheadbedhead]

i once had a hot date with a guy I was really into and brought him back to my flat. He came into the bedroom after brushing his teeth and was visibly pale because he'd cleaned them with my horrendous steroid cream for some psoriasis I was experiencing. A total passion-killing embarrassment for both of us. It didn't last..

[redheadbedhead]

oh no! I killed the thread with my embarrassing story!

[wienetta]

when I was younger I went into the kitchen and found a yogurt on the side so decided to take a big gob full. Turned out to be hair gel. It was bright green, translucent and jellified so I still have no idea what I was thinking, I can still tast it, ugh.

[TalcAndTurnips]

I've just read Sparklegeek's ditty from yesterday about her nan's blue eyebrows and now cannot stop snurking.

It's just the whole caravanning/clubhouse/bingo/nan getting tarted up for bingo on holiday juxtaposition - fantastically British and so funny. What did your nan do when she found out, Sparklegeek?