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Reality's Friday Rant®

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Reality Fri 05-Aug-11 10:52:30

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blackeyedsusan Fri 05-Aug-11 10:55:29

decorating when pregnant... i remember..having to lie down for 10 minutes between each drop of wall paper. crawling round the floor to try and measure wallpaper because once i was down couldn't get up. oh and the heat....

try using washing power on your jeans before it dries

Reality Fri 05-Aug-11 10:56:59

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Reality Fri 05-Aug-11 10:58:22

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SpringHeeledJack Fri 05-Aug-11 11:04:35

how did you do the R in a circle?


<kicks dog>

Reality Fri 05-Aug-11 11:05:37

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SpringHeeledJack Fri 05-Aug-11 11:05:59

<suddenly vividly remembers nesting/violence combination>

just pile everything up, and go to McDonalds. Dcs will be delighted.

SpringHeeledJack Fri 05-Aug-11 11:06:50


well, fuck me!!!!

<writes it down quick>

BitOfFun Fri 05-Aug-11 11:07:38

Oh lovey sad

Soapy tit wank?

Reality Fri 05-Aug-11 11:08:08

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BitOfFun Fri 05-Aug-11 11:08:08

<homes in on sex bit>

crazynanna Fri 05-Aug-11 11:11:38


howabout Fri 05-Aug-11 11:11:40

Can I check the protocol without provoking a further rant. Do I have to start my own thread or can I rant on your one - only asking as at 34 wks with SPD and practically trapped in the house with 2 stroppy DDs I have plenty to rant about too and you have made me feel much more rational. Completely understand if you need the space for yourself and am even now ducking to avoid any stray crockery you may be hurling in my direction.

tethersend Fri 05-Aug-11 11:11:41


Fark me.

Right, stop doing things and lower your standards at once. Sit down. Don't get up. Shouting enables you to control the children from the comfort of your armchair- that's what it was invented for.

crazynanna Fri 05-Aug-11 11:12:42

Sorry..had to try works!
<looks lovingly ar Reality>

Reality Fri 05-Aug-11 11:17:49

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Reality Fri 05-Aug-11 11:21:40

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SnapesMistress Fri 05-Aug-11 11:24:40

My flatmate keeps having noisy sex with new boyf and is making me feel inadequate angry really don't want to start sex wars as I know she will win.

Glitterknickaz Fri 05-Aug-11 11:25:10

If downstairs is like it was on Monday don't sweat it, it's fine smile
I can relate to the not being able to do bugger all, in this heat it's shit isn't it?

Glitterknickaz Fri 05-Aug-11 11:25:41

You also want to see my osteopath, Henry Lee. He's in New Street and he rocks.

Reality Fri 05-Aug-11 11:27:54

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Reality Fri 05-Aug-11 11:29:12

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Reality Fri 05-Aug-11 11:30:46

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howabout Fri 05-Aug-11 11:35:07

My house is a mess and MIL arrives for annual visit on Monday.

Had to delouse DDs again but in better news having ignored them while on MN (lack the necessary will to shout) they have now volunteered to hoover their room.

None of my clothes fit and too much mess to get on with nesting.

Desperate to go for a walk or a swim in the sun and just not capable.

addictediam Fri 05-Aug-11 11:36:05

I shouldn't have clicked in this thread, now I want McDonald's I am pregnant and gone off all food, and now thanks to you really want McDonald's! angrygrin

Oh crappy crappy crap. I'm too tired to go out more than once a day and really need to hi shopping so am going to have to go and eat in with 9mo dd who will want something, and no doubt some one will have their juddgy pants on (young mum feeding dd McDonald's with small bump)

If any of you start a thread about me this afternoon I will be after blood grin

Thanks a lot reality grin

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