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AIBU?

to consider becoming a troll?

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qwepoi · 03/08/2011 14:49

It is too hot to take the dc s outside. We have done craft. Now cbeebies is on. I have lots to do but can't leave them alone to do it. Can't go anywhere as everywhere will be heaving and £££, and it is hot. I am bored! and that is not a word I am allowed to say.

I have lots of issues and dramas that I could invent gradually tell about before I disappear.

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squeakytoy · 03/08/2011 14:51

You might as well, there are some very lame ones on here at the moment.

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qwepoi · 03/08/2011 14:52

Thx, just knowing people are out there helps.

My medical problems make it hard for me to do the washing up.

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timidviper · 03/08/2011 14:53

I'm getting jealous at all this talk of being hot. I'm in the North West and it's not hot here - I've still got my cardy on!

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pinkthechaffinch · 03/08/2011 14:53

can it be a really juicy loooong one please, preferably with incest, terminal illness and benefit fraud.

I am bored.

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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 03/08/2011 14:55

Would MN shut down a self-confessed troll thread?? Come on MNHQ, just for a bit of fun!

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qwepoi · 03/08/2011 14:55

Just had a text from my bf, she's just got the go ahead for her sex change op, so I'm feeling quite left out and a bit abandonned. And the tin foil I have linned the windows with doesn't seem to be cooling the room down as much as my head friend told me it would.

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ObviouslyOblivious · 03/08/2011 14:57

So your BF could become your BF?

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qwepoi · 03/08/2011 14:58

Ooo a plan! Feeling a bit less bored now.

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Sn0wflake · 03/08/2011 14:59

Try harder

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qwepoi · 03/08/2011 14:59

thread is top of most active list. Must be not many people here today. WOnder what they are doing?

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controlpantsandgladrags · 03/08/2011 14:59

oooh yes, do it!

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qwepoi · 03/08/2011 15:00

Oh, it's too hard. Hot air has wiped my brain of troll like ideas. I will have to copy and paste.

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qwepoi · 03/08/2011 15:03

mn not fun. Can't tell what is real!

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LineRunner · 03/08/2011 15:06

Don't forget to (a) wander off

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qwepoi · 03/08/2011 15:13

Oh crap. visiting step-daugther in law's ex has just bricked up the lounge (shudder, sitting room) room door and holding some kind of illicit sex'n'drugs sesh. How do I get me in and dc's out. And find new tv.

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qwepoi · 03/08/2011 15:13

should I call ss?

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qwepoi · 03/08/2011 15:14

My great uncle used to make catalogue his porn collection. Was that abuse.

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qwepoi · 03/08/2011 15:15

I've got 12 latvian's living in the dinning room. AIBU to charge them extra to use the loo?

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qwepoi · 03/08/2011 15:15

I've just cut my leg off.

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qwepoi · 03/08/2011 15:16

Can anyone recomend cleaning products to remove blood stains from chenile rug?

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mum0ftw0 · 03/08/2011 15:17

I dunno, brushing your hair upwards like that and getting it to stay wouldcost a lot of hair gel, but then you would get tolive under a bridge.
Gotta weigh the pros and cons...

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