to think it is mot necessary to have such energetic sex every day?

[giraffesCantZumba]

every bloody day. 1am usually. Sometimes just before sometimes just after. Lasts about half an hour. Proper head board banging. Ugh ugh ugh oh oh oh oooh stuff! Tonight there was some oh god thrown in too. The woman is so loud! Surely she cant be having a half hour long orgasm? Shut the hell up!

[TheFalcon]

Sorry we'll try and keep the noise down.

[giraffesCantZumba]

falcon how are you posting and sexing at same time? I am impressed. Oh and can you stop the giggling please now?

[TheFalcon]

It's not only women that can multitask. You only need one hand to type anyway.

[LDNmummy]

I would just knock on the door one day while they are mid shag and politely ask them to keep it down.

[JambalayaCodfishPie]

You could try playing music really loudly until theyve finished - if you can hear them, they can hear you, and they'll soon realise youre only doing i when theyre at it.

Or fight fire with fire - when she starts, you start - best Meg Ryan impression you can do!! Im sure I saw this on SATC???

Of course all of this assumes you dont have any other neighbours/have neighbours your willing to fake an orgasm in earshot of!

[giraffesCantZumba]

Have loads of neighbours - its a flat!

[PhilipJFry]

Show your appreciation of their efforts by playing this:

[SortingHardHat]

Bless her, she's only trying to get him to finish sooner, chances are she's laying there thinking the ceiling needs painting :o

[slug]

I had neighbours who worked late shifts that used to do that. 3am was their favourite time, usually accompanied by a loud argument.

I took up doing the hoovering at 6am. There was a tricky bit just about opposite where their headboard was. It required a lot of banging to get it all. I also used to drown out the sound of the hoovering with screechy opera.

[HeidiKat]

Speak to all your neighbours and organise a mass round of applause and cheering at the point of climax next time they do it, maybe that will shame them into keeping a lid on it .

[CurrySpice]

The woman in the flat downstairs from DP howls like a wolf. For about half an hour!

[catgirl1976]

Am jealous of your neighbour

[Thingumy]

Do this to your router Giraffes

[Kallista]

It would PMRO too. It's a) embarrassing to hear & b) annoying (if you aren't getting any :@).

[squeakytoy]

hmmm... when I was in the throes of passion of a new relationship, yes it was definately necessary..... ten years down the line of marriage, it really isnt!!!

[superjobeespecs]

when our neighbours can hear OH and i at it they put the hoover on even if its 3 am its my fault i am bloody loud but its really good saying that they've had peace lately with OH being away they prob think he's left me cos im knocked up haha! wait till he's back and we have a newborn baby god help them and us ..

[MotherLoose]

This has made me smile.

My next door neighbour has a new bloke and they're in the phase where they're at it morning, noon & night.

It only bothers me when the headboard banging is hitting the wall at the back of my head and I can't sleep until they orgasm. Some nights I have almost shouted "hurry up" in frustration and given them a round of applause when it's finally happened

[SongBirdsKeepSinging]

My neighbour sounds like shes being tortured then goes on to impersonate some kind of ape. It goes on for aaaages and we can hear it over the tv! Have tried banging on the wall, going into competition (copying her noises not dtd) and complaining about it loudly in a not so subtle manner to my mum when they had a BBQ the same time we had one. Nothing works :( we had to swap bedrooms with dd because they kept waking her up. If dd is staying at pils house and they start I shout loudly 'shut the hell up you monkey sex baboons' they just carry on regardless.

Am looking forward to dc2 arriving within the next couple of weeks so that screaming newborn can hopefully put them off :o

[Squiglettsmummy2bx]

Oh dear I think you are my neighbour!!! I shall purchase a gag ;o) lol