I opened the front door (right at the bottom of the stairs) to the postman once to take delivery of a parcel and wondered why he was giving me funny looks. When he'd gone and I shut the door, I turned round to find that DS (then about 3) had got hold of a box of pantyliners and had decorated the bottom baby gate with them. Some were opened right out and stuck to it - some were sort of folded round the bars like butterflies with their wings closed
When my DD was about 18 months old we were in my friends car and me and my friend were sitting in the front as she was driving. DD was being nice an quiet. Wasnt til we got outside my house and I looked in the back I seen DD had pulled a pack of those tiny bodyform pantyliners (in the little purple tub) out my friends bag and had them scattered all over her lap, had stuck 2 to the window and was making rabbit ears with another 2. She was mighty impressed with herself. It had us giggling for ages.
DD is now 3 and about 2 months ago I walked into the bathroom and saw her holding a tampon, still in its pack and she still her her knickers on, between the tops of her legs and she said she had her period! Ha ha.