You sound perfectly normal to me! The scared shitless and MN/Googling is just what we do, infact the amount of women I know that have conceived via internet makes me wonder how the hell the human race ever managed before the information super highway
Welcome to the wonderful world of ttc/pg/parenthood. Its mental but you soon get used to it!
I have heard that if the female stands on her head following coitus non-interruptus it will encourage the squigglies to reach their final destination without undue delay.
However, having heard of conception resulting after coitus interruptus while standing upright immediately after which the female has taken to the dance floor, I am inclined to sprinkle a pinch of salt on the above.
I've also heard if you (ahem) have your pleasure after his, the contractions encourage the squigglers in the right direction! (disclaimer, this probably came from some mag or other.) Hope it works out for you.
ohh i see! i have to say last night was very hard for me to focus because it was such an important thing to take in for me (i'm a bit.. well a LOT - scared of birth) and there are a lot of questions and what ifs but that's just how i am - very organised. impatient and stressy!
if i do get pregnant i wish my husband the best of luck in a few months of hell :P