Just spent last last half hour mincing veg and boiling rice for stuffed peppers this evening. I turned my back for TWO SECONDS and he had scoffed all the rice. AND THEN had the cheek to ask where it was.
Am, now boiling a second batch of rice at 8.45 on a week night for these bloody peppers and he is "pretending" he is going to scoff the rest of the prepared ingredients.
So, Was IBU to tell him that if he touches the dinner again I will chop his willy off?!
I'd be mad too, but I agree with Madam - the adding of ingredients which fucks up a dish is way worse.
A few years back, I had had just finished cooking a delightful concontion (pan-fried duck breasts in a red wine and red currant reduction with mushrooms and creme fraiche) which took me a a good 30 minutes then the bastard decided it needed some onions so chopped a whole big white one and threw it in about three minutes before it was due to be served. He also completely stirred it in and the proceeded to deny it
lolol Madam. My mother often cites as a reason for divorcing my dad his habit of stealing into the kitchen and "just adding some leftover bacon" to almost everything she cooked. Ditto "the spinach from last night" and "the end of that wine bottle".