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to tell DP if he touches the dinner again I will chop his willy off!

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HannahHack Mon 13-Jun-11 20:42:05

Just spent last last half hour mincing veg and boiling rice for stuffed peppers this evening. I turned my back for TWO SECONDS and he had scoffed all the rice. AND THEN had the cheek to ask where it was.

Am, now boiling a second batch of rice at 8.45 on a week night for these bloody peppers and he is "pretending" he is going to scoff the rest of the prepared ingredients.

So, Was IBU to tell him that if he touches the dinner again I will chop his willy off?!

He just waved it at me. Toser.

PamBeesly Mon 13-Jun-11 20:43:33

YANBU...eejit, mine does that too, he thinks he is hilarious, he won't think its hilarious when he gets no stuffed pepper though smile

fuckmepinkandcallmerosie Mon 13-Jun-11 20:46:20

You need earrings. A very fetching pair of round ball shaped earrings.

MadamDeathstare Mon 13-Jun-11 20:47:57

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

SecretNutellaFix Mon 13-Jun-11 20:48:17

tell him that he won't get any dinner if he doesn't stop pissing around.

Onemorning Mon 13-Jun-11 20:50:24

Salad cream? In an omelette? <boaks>

chicletteeth Mon 13-Jun-11 20:51:35

I'd be mad too, but I agree with Madam - the adding of ingredients which fucks up a dish is way worse.

A few years back, I had had just finished cooking a delightful concontion (pan-fried duck breasts in a red wine and red currant reduction with mushrooms and creme fraiche) which took me a a good 30 minutes then the bastard decided it needed some onions so chopped a whole big white one and threw it in about three minutes before it was due to be served. He also completely stirred it in and the proceeded to deny it



DirtyMartini Mon 13-Jun-11 20:52:41

lolol Madam. My mother often cites as a reason for divorcing my dad his habit of stealing into the kitchen and "just adding some leftover bacon" to almost everything she cooked. Ditto "the spinach from last night" and "the end of that wine bottle".

DirtyMartini Mon 13-Jun-11 20:53:11

(And I mean they did actually divorce, years ago - not just idle threat - although not just about the bacon)

HannahHack Mon 13-Jun-11 20:53:59

DP no longer does the whole, what about if we added....

I would threaten to chop his willy off if he did.

MadamDeathstare Mon 13-Jun-11 21:50:04

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Alibabaandthe80nappies Mon 13-Jun-11 21:56:41

My DH once poured almost half a bottle of red wine into a soup I was making, on the basis that we didn't have any white open and surely it would be the same?


I nearly beheaded him with the wooden spoon such was my rage.

Since then we cook separately, as he is actually a very good cook which made it all the more bewildering.

mistressploppy Mon 13-Jun-11 22:01:13

YABU. How insensitive to post this when there may be people on here whose DHs have lost their willies in freak accidents


LyingWitchInTheWardrobe Mon 13-Jun-11 22:02:43

OP... I was wondering what your husband was touching the dinner with... just look at your thread title... confused

Fun and games at your house tonight then.. a good sharp thwack with a spatula usually has the desired affect... grin

create Mon 13-Jun-11 22:05:36

YABU to be stuffing a pepper on a week night!

HannahHack Mon 13-Jun-11 22:19:30

Right DP has seen this thread and is threatening to call Men's Aid.

We need Relate don't we! grin

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