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Best (or worst) cracker jokes!

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RunawayReindeer Sun 23-Nov-14 09:41:13

Dd1 happened to catch the end of an episode of vicar of dibley with me last night, and it was the "interrupting sheep" joke. She LOVED it! And it is now added to her repertoire of 4 jokes.

I am looking to expand said repertoire so I don't go mad over Christmas fgrin dd is just turned 4 and so far her jokes are:

Interrupting sheep: knock knock...who's there?.... The interrupting sheep...the interrupting sh.....baaaaaaa!

Skeleton: why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Cos he had nobody to dance with!

What is at the north pole and has two humps? A lost camel!

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A woolly jumper

Please help fgrin

MrsGeorgeMichael Sun 23-Nov-14 09:54:38

where do wasps go when they are sick?

waspital

cracks us up everytime smile

Clueing4looks Sun 23-Nov-14 11:21:04

How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill.

How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumbledore.

Why was Tigger in the toilet for so long? He was looking for Pooh (my sons fave)

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