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Best (or worst) cracker jokes!

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RunawayReindeer · 23/11/2014 09:41

Dd1 happened to catch the end of an episode of vicar of dibley with me last night, and it was the "interrupting sheep" joke. She LOVED it! And it is now added to her repertoire of 4 jokes.

I am looking to expand said repertoire so I don't go mad over Christmas Xmas Grin dd is just turned 4 and so far her jokes are:

Interrupting sheep: knock knock...who's there?.... The interrupting sheep...the interrupting sh.....baaaaaaa!

Skeleton: why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Cos he had nobody to dance with!

What is at the north pole and has two humps? A lost camel!

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A woolly jumper

Please help Xmas Grin

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MrsGeorgeMichael · 23/11/2014 09:54

where do wasps go when they are sick?


waspital

cracks us up everytime :)

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Clueing4looks · 23/11/2014 11:21

How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill.

How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumbledore.

Why was Tigger in the toilet for so long? He was looking for Pooh (my sons fave)

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