Dd1 happened to catch the end of an episode of vicar of dibley with me last night, and it was the "interrupting sheep" joke. She LOVED it! And it is now added to her repertoire of 4 jokes.
I am looking to expand said repertoire so I don't go mad over Christmas dd is just turned 4 and so far her jokes are:
Interrupting sheep: knock knock...who's there?.... The interrupting sheep...the interrupting sh.....baaaaaaa!
Skeleton: why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Cos he had nobody to dance with!
What is at the north pole and has two humps? A lost camel!
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A woolly jumper
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RunawayReindeer · 23/11/2014 09:41
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