Mumsnet County … name a place, street, shop or service

(226 Posts)
WhirlyByrd Tue 01-May-12 11:50:13

Your challenge is to suggest names for the places, streets and shops that would make up the County of Mumsnet.

The city would be called Forum. Its suburbs: Boden (designer, very expensive), Hunbury Hills (flashy and a bit TOWIE), Cleek (gated community).

sairygamp Tue 01-May-12 11:52:48

Pombear Palace Theme Park and P&C car park Ltd.

WhirlyByrd Tue 01-May-12 11:55:16

Lingerie shop called 'Judgy Pants'

CogitoErgoSometimes Tue 01-May-12 11:56:49

The Attachment Parenting Velcro Factory...

The zoo would be a bit shit. Just some penguins, a bat and a nest of vipers.

A butchers called Naice Ham

KurriKurri Tue 01-May-12 11:59:06

A Pub called 'Terry Wogan's Cock' - with appropriate signage.

Local paper would be The Daily Wail, of course.

WhirlyByrd Tue 01-May-12 11:59:54

The hospital would have a Sporn department, where eager onlookers could watch and for a suitable fee could have a squeeze. A klaxon would sound to alert people that a real beauty had popped up.

KurriKurri Tue 01-May-12 12:00:06

A red light area called 'Pedant's Corner'

SarahStratton Tue 01-May-12 12:01:10

Rival Life Coaches called Jeremy Kyle and Matthew Wright.

OctopusSting Tue 01-May-12 12:02:13

It would have a river of sweetcorn running through it grin

SarahStratton Tue 01-May-12 12:03:28

Arf at River of Sweetcorn. grin

On that note, an Art Gallery displaying Cubes of Poo.

WhirlyByrd Tue 01-May-12 12:03:56

A furniture store called Twigs'n'Pebbles

WhirlyByrd Tue 01-May-12 12:05:01

<snurk> at Cubes of Poo

and surely an installation of 'poo pouffe' and 'bobble plate' called something like 'futility'

CogitoErgoSometimes Tue 01-May-12 12:07:28

A firm of solicitors called 'Leave, The & Bastard'?

AngelWreakinHavoc Tue 01-May-12 12:07:46

There could be a bridge called trotters crossing over the river of sweetcorn!

There would be a restaurant that fed the entire sitting for the evening on one roast chicken.

Suggested name - 'Knives, Forks,Spoons'.

OpheliaBumps Tue 01-May-12 12:10:31

A fruit & veg shop called 'The Cutted-Up Pear'

LittleMissMcFartyPants Tue 01-May-12 12:13:28

A Fruit shop called cutted up pear

LittleMissMcFartyPants Tue 01-May-12 12:14:55

X post grin

beanandspud Tue 01-May-12 12:15:01

Has anyone mentioned the patisserie yet? No name needed - just a sign biscuit.

I'm assuming that MNHQ would reside in a building a bit like the Disney castle?

I'll volunteer to run the "PFB Baby Group" in the village hall.

nickelhasababy Tue 01-May-12 12:16:30

oooh!!

can i run the bookshop? please?

CogitoErgoSometimes Tue 01-May-12 12:16:44

I think there would be an entire business park of fancy companies with acronyms for logos..... AIBU Inc., SAHM Ltd, PIV-R-Us and OTOH Industries.

sairygamp Tue 01-May-12 12:16:50

Helicoper landing pad for nervous mummies?

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