How would you feel/react if a new man said the following about your body after sex?

[honkytonkwoman]

(1) "It's too bushy." Said about easy-to-guess bits, which I had (I thought) trimmed very neatly the evening before.

(2) "Your clitoris is not very easy to find."

(3) "Ooh, your legs are a bit stubbly - you need to Immac." Said, again, while cuddling in the early hours of the morning, and at the very early stages of grow-back - I'd shaved the morning before, less than 24 hours previously.

I want to know how others would respond or react to this, before I say anymore. Thanks.

[nancy75]

dont slam the door on your way out?

[nancy75]

on point 2 - its perfectly easy to find, you are just shit in bed

[OverMyDeadBody]

I wouldn't see him again that's for sure.

[NoBiggyFinish]

1. Fuck off.
   
   
2. Fuck off.
   
   
3. Fuck off.
   
   And don't come back.

[colditz]

I would say "Here is £10, here are some taxi numbers, you can wait outside for it, keep the change."

[zippitippitoes]

i have had similar convo about bush...

the second wouldnt really apply to me so dont know about nthat everyone is different

and stubbly legs well mine always seem to get stubbly quite quick dont think it has been commented on

saying all those things if its the foirst time you have s;letptogether he sounds a nob

[expatinscotland]

Fuck off

[AggiePanther]

your cock isn't very easy to find either

[Pinkchampagne]

That's exactly what my reply was going to be, AP!!

[expatinscotland]

sorry, but if the clit isn't easy to find he's utter shite in bed.

[zippitippitoes]

is he english

[LuckySalem]

BYE!!

[confusedmamma]

1. Is it in yet?
2. It's not me darling,it's you ....
3. Well, I've had some fast ones before honey, but you really take the biscuit...

Say goodbye. If he's like this now he'll be HORRIFIC in 6 months' time. Shocking

[davidtennantsmistress]

er fuck off.

a slap, and kicked out. wouldn't talk to him again.

and would prob say something along the lines of yes well I can shave my legs n garden but you will always be an ugly twat who's a shite shag!

[zippitippitoes]

so presumably you kicked him into touch?

[bearmama]

1. Your attitude stinks
   
   
2. Your knob is not very easy to find
   
   
3. Ooh, your face is really ugly - you need some plastic surgery
   
   4)SeeYa, I have WAAAAY too much self respect to spend a second longer with a loser like you.

[StellaDallas]

It was lovely, but you need to go now.

[bearmama]

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[bearmama]

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[TrinityRhino]

'dont let the door hit you on the arse on the way out'

[partaria]

so, honkytonkwoman, has he pissed off yet ?