Help ds1 has made a large clay cock

(241 Posts)
FrannyandZooey Mon 28-Jul-08 19:21:54

I mean it is an erect penis. It is in proportion and quite detailed. He didn't intend it for a cock as far as I know - he was just messing about with clay, but the finished model is quite unmistakeably in the shape of a man's genitalia. It has a bell end and everything.

Normally when ds has made a model we varnish it and put it on the windowsill. He is very proud of this model. Wtf am I going to do? I have the health visitor coming round this week and it is not really going to impress her is it.

I thought it said 'clock'

grin

Is anyones birthday coming up??

Perfectinpink Mon 28-Jul-08 19:30:58

You know how much I love pink, surely

Perfectinpink Mon 28-Jul-08 19:32:04

in fact, I had forgotton to change back blush - must get out of this name, it is giving me hives...

WelliesAndPyjamas Mon 28-Jul-08 19:32:21

photo please grin

WelliesAndPyjamas Mon 28-Jul-08 19:33:05

photo of cock not hives

filthymindedvixen Mon 28-Jul-08 19:34:19

You could always use it as a loo-roll holder?

TrinityRhino Mon 28-Jul-08 19:35:43

PHOTO PHOTO PHOTO
grin

FrannyandZooey Mon 28-Jul-08 19:35:44

ok photo on the way

FrannyandZooey Mon 28-Jul-08 19:36:37

ta daaaah

I am slightly envy of it actually
it is better than what I could have done

It loks like an Ann Summers prototype... future work experience perhaps ?

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<can't speak, spurting tea over lap top>

looks blush

WelliesAndPyjamas Mon 28-Jul-08 19:37:55

oh
my
god

that's got to be worth a fortune on some websites

(although, as a still life, it is very realistic!)

Slouchy Mon 28-Jul-08 19:38:49

Wow, that is one fine wanger.

Whatever wou;d Freud have said?

I agree, Xmas present for Granny. Or donate it to the school white elephant stall at the next Fayre.

GordonTheGopher Mon 28-Jul-08 19:38:50

That is bloody marvellous.

maidamess Mon 28-Jul-08 19:39:22

Oh my god thats the funniest thing I've seen for ages. You have got to keep it. Its priceless.

You know, I made a vase once, on a pottery course. Took 2 weeks making it, then the third week we were going to glaze it, and all of a sudden I looked at it from a distance, and I recognised the shape I'd made.

Unmistakenly fallic.

I shouted out: "oh no, look what I've made! A fallus!" and dived under the table roaring with laughter.

Somebody said: "We were wondering if you knew what you were doing..."

They had all been giggling behind my back for 2 weeks...

Kitchen roll holder?

TrinityRhino Mon 28-Jul-08 19:40:00

sodding hell
that is great

but what was he trying to make?? lol

Too funny grin

And astonishingly acurate

How old is your very gifted ds?

I say seli it on ebay grin

wheresthehamster Mon 28-Jul-08 19:40:34

It's brilliant!

What does he say it's supposed to be?

ROFL at photo!

Your son has done it so much better than my vase!

hahahahah!

how old is he?

Can you paint it?

Maybe with hair and a face it would look less penisy!

FrannyandZooey Mon 28-Jul-08 19:44:30

I didn't dare ask him what it was meant to be. I just kept gazing at it in horror and blurting "LOVELY darling, you are SO clever".

I am glad we are agreed it is a fine rendition of, erm, it.

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