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Let's play Mumsnet Monopoly.

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MardyBra · 10/01/2013 15:12

I see that they're going to introduce a new monopoly piece. Facebook page here.

What would MN monopoly look like?

Tokens: Mooncup, Gregg's pasty, biscuit, fruitshoot.

Properties
Mayfair = MN Towers, of course
The brown set could be Aldi and Lidl.
I vote for Waitrose, Boden and The White Company for the Yellow set.
Free parking would be free parent and toddler parking.
Jail would be Netmums.
What about the stations and utilities?

Chance and Community Chest:
AIBU in your favour. Collect £200.
Go to Netmums. Go directly to Netmums. Do not pass home page. Do not collect a biscuit.
Get out of Netmums free.
It's your birthday. Collect Wine from each MNer.
You have won a namechange competition. Collect £200.
Go back to Aldi.
Pay school fees of £15,000.

Feel free to copy and paste/add your own.

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TalcAndTurnips · 10/01/2013 15:13

I am in jail already Sad

I mentioned the M word.

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MardyBra · 10/01/2013 15:15

Oh, what have I missed Talcy. Just logged on.
Actually I've got to log off and fetch some kids now.

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TheBOF · 10/01/2013 15:18

Brilliant ideas! You'd be dangerous if you did any work Grin

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MardyBra · 10/01/2013 15:19

MN or tax return?

Hmm.

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TalcAndTurnips · 10/01/2013 15:20

Oh nothing!

I was just being inconsequential as usual. Grin

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SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 10/01/2013 15:37

Id like a goat monopoly piece.

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GoldPlatedNineDoors · 10/01/2013 15:40

Yy to goat. And a wolef.

The stations would be private schools (or maybe one private, one forest, one.montessori and one state)

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GoldPlatedNineDoors · 10/01/2013 15:42

The utilities - one would be NCT Group and the other a Breastfeeding Support Group.

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SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 10/01/2013 15:43

A station could be a Toby Carvery.

Another monopoly piece could be a prawn ring or a bottle of gin.

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onetiredmummy · 10/01/2013 15:44

Tokens - wineglass, troll, fanjo

Chance - you parked in a disabled space, lose a turn

you won the tiredness competition, collect £50.

nobody has ever been as poorly as you in pregnancy, collect £500

you got flamed, go directly to jail

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SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 10/01/2013 15:46

Chance - Someone offers pombears at a party you attend. Collect 3 pombear pounds

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TheBOF · 10/01/2013 15:51

You are tempted by a piece from the new Per Una collection. Go straight to jail.

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MulledWineAndScully · 10/01/2013 15:54

Chance: Tupperware Tax - pay £50 for every piece of lidless tupperware you own

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/01/2013 15:54

You have won second prize in a beauty contest.

Head straight to FWR to be re-educated Grin

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Shaky · 10/01/2013 16:00

Chance - you caused a bunfight. Go straight to jail.

You join a quiche. Collect £50

Tokens - 4x4, plasma tv and a pombear

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SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 10/01/2013 16:00

You went out your pjs through the day. Pay Pj tax of £100

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EduCated · 10/01/2013 16:02

Chance - YABU. Go directly to jail.

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usualsuspect · 10/01/2013 16:04

Chance, you own a loo brush - £50 fine.

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Shaky · 10/01/2013 16:49

Chance - you find a shopping list with Naice ham on it, you inherit a million quid

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Shaky · 10/01/2013 16:50

You use a disabled toilet - £100 fine

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Shaky · 10/01/2013 16:51

You call somebody HUN - £10000 fine and go to jail

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KateUnrulyBush · 10/01/2013 16:56

Chance - You accidentally wonder into the Doghouse asking for advice on training the gorgeous new pedigree puppy you just bought off a neighbour. Miss a turn while you pick the spears out of your arse.

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MammaTJ · 10/01/2013 17:17

Can there be a bridge? If you go under it, you pay a fine, if you go over it successfully you collect £200.

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MurderOfGoths · 10/01/2013 17:22

I so want this!

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SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 10/01/2013 17:25

Your PIL are coming over for Xmas. Recieve £200 in Gin Tokens

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