In thinking he should call my lecturer and tell them what he did?

[Lorita]

During an argument DP came over my assignment. I could have re-printed it but it was actually on the tutor mark paper which had been signed. There is no way I can hand it in like that and it needs to be in for friday. He has apologised but this doesn't solve my problem. I have said I will forgive him if he sorts it out for me. He says he can't but he doesn't even seem willing to try.

[Mabelface]

He CAME over it?

[Bluemoonrising]

Are you serious? And 'during an argument'? How does that work?

[notimetotidy]

Madizzy, I was thinking the same thing! Were they having an argument during sex?

[Wafflepuss]

I'm sorry, your DP did what???!

[BootyMum]

He CAME over it in the middle of an argument?!!

[ginnybag]

Sorry?

Has your husband got some seriously odd fetish?

Please explain!

[Suncottage]

He did that during an argument?

[EightiesChick]

Erm, I think you'll find you can ask for a new mark sheet to put on the front, due to the original being 'damaged', to solve the problem.

Are you a Syrian lesbian blogger, by any chance?

[AngryBeaver]

Does he often come on things when he is angry?
Yes, of course he should ring your lecturer and tell him that he spunked on your work,I'm sure he'll be fine about it and definitely won't think you are both sub-normal

[JeremyVile]

Just give in the assignment sans Mark paper, tutor will replace.

Hth.

(clearly misses the point)

[FrancesFarmer]

ROFL @ Eightieschick

[Rhinestone]

Have some of the private schools broken up for the summer already?

[Tortoiseonthehalfshell]

I'm hoping there are missing words here. Like "my DH came over all funny and accidentally tore up my assignment.

Otherwise I'm getting some hilariously bad mental images.

[onclefestere]

please don't tell your lecturer that. Tell them ANYTHING but that in fact. Your lecturer has to go on teaching you and does not want to know. Tell them he spilled 'tea' on it. That will do.

[anon121]

wtf?

[antsypants]

I have been trying to figure out what word predictive text could have changed to came... I cannot think of one, which is kind of disturbing but admirable, as no partner of mine would have dared whack one out while i was on the war path!

[FranSanDisco]

As my lecturer would say ' please reread your work for sense'. Your DH ejaculated over your work and you are worried about your mark .

[Suncottage]

I am trying to imagine a typo that could sound like 'came'. My DP 'cake' over my assignment? My DP 'came across' my assignment?

[aquavit]

Brilliant. Just...brilliant. This has cheered me up no end [childish]

[AxlRose]

I'm glad I'm not marking your paper!

[ThePrincessRoyalFiggyrolls]

Seriously?

Those are some serious anger issues - hope it doesn't happen when he's out and about, could be far more embarrassing.

[ashamedandconfused]

Ew! he's gross and that's a sign of disrespect - it was deliberate, and something you had put a lot of time and effort into

bleurgh!

Worrying about your mark sheet is the least of your problems here

[Honeydragon]

and [boak]

[Fimbo]

The op only posts on Tuesdays. .