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We need to tempt them in. Here goes...

MITMOO

MITMOO!

MITMOO!

MITMOO!

HQ please give us a song and I will shut the fuck up, I promise.

Just for you Shaky...

Val, you are my hero.

Shit that hurts my eyes!

If they don't sing, do I have call it Judas instead?

<bursts in>
There's hope!!!!!!

I've been reporting too. Olivia just emailed me to say she has her thinking cap on.

THE PUDDLE LUFFFFFFFFS OLIVIA.

Can we all declare our belief in Olivia a la Miracle on 34th St?

EDUCATED BELIEVES IN OLIVIA

<pops back in>

Here to cheer on HQ!!

Bonkey & Shaky, we must kidnap EduCated and make her a Puddlehumper. She'd fit in nicely.

<grabs EduCated and drags to the puddle>

High fives everyone!!!

Val that is awesome!

Olivia always was my favourite.

I have just reported myself again. I'm dead I tell ya!

If you don't hear from me again it's because I have been banned by MNHQ for harassment

I wouldn't worry, Shaky. If MNHQ were going to ban people for harrassment, they'd have banned me when I set the zombies on them.

If you're going to kidnap me can you link me to where I'm to be gel hostage? <lazy>

<wraps Sled in warm fluffy fleece, throws over shoulder and runs to Puddle

Don't think of it as being held hostage. Think of it as being an honoured guest. We'll give you breakfast and everything.

What have you been trained for...?

I'd like to see the training that goes on

GodMumsnet!

I need to ask your omnipotence a question if I may so humbly petition you?

Does peter Andre really love his kids?

Bloody hell, GodMumsnet? <faints>

Yep. Omnipresent and omnipotent, but doesn't answer questions.

<humph>

Of course not, Secret. He REALLY REALLY loves them.

<borrows God's Deputy badge>