Private parts of the body?names

[bouncyball]

Hello I have a DD 2.6 and a 9mth DS. My DD is now interested in what boys bits are because she sees them in the bath every day.
What do you call the genetalia with your children?
We've slipped into 'tinky winky' for his little willy but what do you say for a girl? I can't remember having a childhood name for mine!

[FrannyandZooey]

HC, would you like to do the honours, or shall I?

[misdee]

pmsl at tinky winky, he wont be thanking you for that one in years to come!

what wrong with willy and fanny?

[Twiglett]

bits and willy

[fairyfly]

Clout

[MrsJohnCusack]

oh I was just coming on here to say where's Harpsi

great minds and all that

doesn't Tinky Winky cause confusion if she watches the Tellytubbies?!

[samwifewithkid]

I just call my daughters parts her "wee wee bits" and "poo poo bits" for the back. I'd rather keep it simple and matter of fact than make up a silly name!

If someone were to ever touch the child in the wrong place at least an adult would know exactely where she was talking about if she were to use that name rather than some silly one.

[curtaintwitcher]

hi ds is 2.9yrs and noticed his sisters bits and the only thing that came to mind was a jina[as in vagina] and he calls his bits a willy.

[FrannyandZooey]

PMSL Malory

Oh where oh where is the Queen of the Vulvas

Or should that be Queen of Our Vulvas

Like Diana

except not



I'll get my coat.

[fairyfly]

My son calls my clout a beard.

[Squarer]

at FF
Willy or diddler here (as in stop diddling with your diddler, used whilst changing his nappy to make him laugh). The first one is the general term we use (he's 19 months)

[FrannyandZooey]

Missed you, you know

[Kelly1978]

i like Split-faced hair shark myself

[Kelly1978]

splutter!

[Kelly1978]

splutter would prob be better suited to boys bits. tinky winky goes splutter!