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To Kick These People Out #3 - the countdown begins

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 10/02/2014 21:30

The Beginning

The Middle

The end?

So... Long story short... There are horses, soon there should not be (I'm not good at summaries, they make me sound unreasonable).

We have a date! This Saturday! The horses should be taken away to pastures new, so we can roam the meadow in gingham dresses (dh looks good in a gingham dress) and we can have FuckYouFestivals to our heart's content.

There will be choirs and drums and bands and weapons and stackable goats and so much more!

Anyone who's read the threads knows I love a lurker. I can you see you out there. Go on, jump in while the thread's all new and shiny. You know you want to Wink

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enriquetheringbearinglizard · 10/02/2014 21:44

Shamelessly place marking waves Wine

beluga425 · 10/02/2014 21:44

Yay, delurking....

Darnley · 10/02/2014 21:47

De lurking.

Am desperate to attend festival and bag one of those stackable goats...

Will bring wine and amazing ability to dance badly...

NatashaBee · 10/02/2014 21:50

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TheSkiingGardener · 10/02/2014 21:51

You could raffle of any of UW's possessions she has left behind. All proceeds to go on wildflower seed.

littledrummergirl · 10/02/2014 21:52

Delurked thread 1, lurked thread 2.
Good luck and I hope theres room for one more at the fuckfest.

SofaKing · 10/02/2014 21:53

Delurking.

Can't wait for Fuckyoufest!

Bye bye horses :-)

PrimalLass · 10/02/2014 21:54

Delurked thread 1, lurked thread 2.
Me too, littledrummergirl. I think. I have lost track.
Grin

DejaVuAllOverAgain · 10/02/2014 21:57

Caught up at last Grin Bloody work gets in the way of the important things HmmGrin

Glad to hear you'll be horse free at the weekend.

GlaikitFizzog · 10/02/2014 21:58

Fuckfest, is an entirely different type of festival littledrummergirl! Wink

AlbertoFrog · 10/02/2014 22:00

Also delurking... to tell you I now have Europe's, The Final Countdown going through my head so thanks for that Grin

Best of luck OP - hope by Saturday night (oooh now it's Whigfield) you're horse free and can meander to your heart's content.

angeltattoo · 10/02/2014 22:02

Lurker? Moi? Oh yes Grin

Abzs · 10/02/2014 22:02

Hurrah for the imminent departure of equine squatters!

I have a feeling I've somehow volunteered to bring cabers. Clearly didn't think this through...

GlaikitFizzog · 10/02/2014 22:07

For tossing abzs?? We can just use the fence posts!

Nanny0gg · 10/02/2014 22:10

Lurking?

Don't know what you mean...
Grin

DejaVuAllOverAgain · 10/02/2014 22:10

Will there be photos of your DH in a gingham dress?

randomfemale · 10/02/2014 22:15

mmmmmm goat curry Grin

GlaikitFizzog · 10/02/2014 22:15

this just in

blueeyedpea · 10/02/2014 22:21

delurking -
and hoping you are horse free by Sunday (you really deserve to be!)

DejaVuAllOverAgain · 10/02/2014 22:22

Glaikit Grin

AlbertoFrog · 10/02/2014 22:25

Grin Glaikit

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 10/02/2014 22:55

Hurray for all the delurkers, relurkers and double dip-lurkers!

Enrique, always a pleasure.

Cupofcake! Huzzah!

Darnley, I shall join you in the bad dancing. My style is... Vigorous.

Natasha, nor can I. You're all a bit odd tagging along. I can't believe you haven't all wandered off yet :)

Skiing, excellent thinking. So far I reckon there'll be at least one large gas canister, that has mysteriously appeared from nowhere.

Little drummer and primalgirl :) welcome back to the thrilling conclusion! Not much has happened really, but we live in hope, and there's always room at FYF.

Sofaking, I think I should make little flags for us all to wave as they leave.

Dejavu we will be, we have to be, we... There might be snow... And what's more important than this?!

Alberto, damnit! Now so do I! Argh!

Angel, not you, no never Grin

Abzs, could we maybe make cabers in situ? I'm a lumberjack, I'm ok (sorry Alberto)

Nanny, I sensed you were out there Grin not so much a lurker as a poster-in-potential.

Random, now that's a thought :)

Glaikit Shock but where did you get that?! I thought we'd destroyed the negatives! Oh the shame Blush

Blueeyed, thank you kindly, I'm expecting delays, but hoping for a simple ending.

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HypodeemicNerdle · 10/02/2014 22:55

Another long time lurker delurking, looking forward to celebrating the move of your uninvited guests OP!

cardamomginger · 10/02/2014 22:57

Delurking! How exciting! I do flamenco dancing - can I have a spot at the festival?

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 10/02/2014 22:59

Oh hypodeemic, thank you. I love your name so much. I first heard it on a clip on "it'll be all right on the night" said by a news reader about a serious story, and I laughed so hard for so long I felt ill. To this day it's one of my favourite spoonerisms.

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