Sexual technics

(240 Posts)
EvansMr Sun 15-Jun-08 20:43:51

share your sexual secrets
I lay her on her back with me on my side and flick the bean while goin at it like a jack hammer
seems to work every time

is there any technics you would like to share?

PrettyInPinkPan Sun 24-May-15 11:51:42

For posterity...first post of the New Year.

30somethingm Wed 24-Dec-14 23:18:27

I hope you have a wonderful, vibrant Christmas Mr Evans and that you have addressed your technical issues

DeePancrisPandevenistaken Wed 24-Dec-14 13:39:08

Merry Christmas Mr Evans. IF you are still reading.grin

Tobyjugg Tue 02-Dec-14 22:59:18

Another newbie here. Brilliant!

misterduffy Mon 01-Dec-14 16:58:19

It won't die as long as newcomers like me come along and have a laugh at the boy who walked into the lion's den! very nice lions of course though...

OliviaBlue Tue 04-Nov-14 01:19:05

How guys kiss is important - I would never have gotten married if he'd been a bad kisser.

I went out with a guy in college briefly (thankfully) who kissed me by sticking his very rigid tongue in my mouth and wiggling it side to side rapidly & forcefully. It was disgusting. He also turned out to be exceptionally bad in bed. Imagine a jackhammer, but one that was confident in his abilities despite my facial expression.

PanIsNotAButterfly Sat 18-Oct-14 16:06:40

Nope, this thread will never, ever die.

MonkeysInTheFog Sat 07-Dec-13 13:58:40

This is clearly one of those "you had to be there" threads.

I'm wading through all the "PMSL" and "ROFL" and "OMG this is s FUNNY" remarks and just going hmm

NewName123 Sat 07-Dec-13 13:28:07

ha ha never been (bean) on Dadsnet before, it is fun over here!

LilithSternin Fri 06-Dec-13 16:25:10

How have I never seen this thread before?!?!

Locketjuice Wed 06-Nov-13 22:52:07

gringringringrin

ItsOkayItsJustMyBreath Thu 05-Sep-13 19:31:15

This thread has made my night grin

FWIW, XP's favourite position was the perpendicular one and I am a bit hmm as to EvansMr's RL identity now, seeing as XP was an incredible twat.

middleclassdystopia Wed 28-Aug-13 20:26:38

Ah this makes me laugh every time...

'wonder what young MrEvans is up to these days'

He got his GCSE in English and read a marketing book to develop his career further.

Grumpla Thu 11-Apr-13 07:35:51

Ha! This is at least the third time in my MN life that this thread has made me snort my tea!

TanteRose Thu 11-Apr-13 07:32:37

bloody hell, this was FIVE years ago shock

only seems like yesterday...
wonder what young MrEvans is up to these days

AnyFucker Thu 11-Apr-13 07:27:52

yay!

sexual technics thread resurrected !

Are you from Hull?

beujolais Wed 12-Sep-12 10:07:59

Ha, what a hilarious picture. i'll always be wondering what's going on inside my sons lego millennium falcon overnight now, lego manage a trois between chewy, han and leia.

MonaLotte Tue 11-Sep-12 16:22:54

So proud that Lego porn is now in search history...

MonaLotte Tue 11-Sep-12 16:21:47
BoysBoysBoysAndMe Tue 11-Sep-12 16:09:56

Wow

Christian Grey is such an amateur compared to EvansMr!!

grin

beujolais Tue 11-Sep-12 10:26:47

Thanks for giving me a damn good laugh guys!

beujolais Tue 11-Sep-12 10:25:28

Thanks for giving me a damn good laugh guys!http://www.mumsnet.com/emo/te/1.gif

Yogagirl17 Fri 10-Aug-12 22:00:44

Haven't laughed so hard in ages - i needed that!

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