Sexual technics

(234 Posts)
EvansMr Sun 15-Jun-08 20:43:51

share your sexual secrets
I lay her on her back with me on my side and flick the bean while goin at it like a jack hammer
seems to work every time

is there any technics you would like to share?

PanIsNotAButterfly Sat 18-Oct-14 16:06:40

Nope, this thread will never, ever die.

MonkeysInTheFog Sat 07-Dec-13 13:58:40

This is clearly one of those "you had to be there" threads.

I'm wading through all the "PMSL" and "ROFL" and "OMG this is s FUNNY" remarks and just going hmm

NewName123 Sat 07-Dec-13 13:28:07

ha ha never been (bean) on Dadsnet before, it is fun over here!

LilithSternin Fri 06-Dec-13 16:25:10

How have I never seen this thread before?!?!

Locketjuice Wed 06-Nov-13 22:52:07


ItsOkayItsJustMyBreath Thu 05-Sep-13 19:31:15

This thread has made my night grin

FWIW, XP's favourite position was the perpendicular one and I am a bit hmm as to EvansMr's RL identity now, seeing as XP was an incredible twat.

middleclassdystopia Wed 28-Aug-13 20:26:38

Ah this makes me laugh every time...

'wonder what young MrEvans is up to these days'

He got his GCSE in English and read a marketing book to develop his career further.

Grumpla Thu 11-Apr-13 07:35:51

Ha! This is at least the third time in my MN life that this thread has made me snort my tea!

TanteRose Thu 11-Apr-13 07:32:37

bloody hell, this was FIVE years ago shock

only seems like yesterday...
wonder what young MrEvans is up to these days

AnyFucker Thu 11-Apr-13 07:27:52


sexual technics thread resurrected !

Are you from Hull?

beujolais Wed 12-Sep-12 10:07:59

Ha, what a hilarious picture. i'll always be wondering what's going on inside my sons lego millennium falcon overnight now, lego manage a trois between chewy, han and leia.

MonaLotte Tue 11-Sep-12 16:22:54

So proud that Lego porn is now in search history...

MonaLotte Tue 11-Sep-12 16:21:47
BoysBoysBoysAndMe Tue 11-Sep-12 16:09:56


Christian Grey is such an amateur compared to EvansMr!!


beujolais Tue 11-Sep-12 10:26:47

Thanks for giving me a damn good laugh guys!

beujolais Tue 11-Sep-12 10:25:28

Thanks for giving me a damn good laugh guys!

Yogagirl17 Fri 10-Aug-12 22:00:44

Haven't laughed so hard in ages - i needed that!

Lucyellensmum99 Fri 10-Aug-12 21:05:23

Oh dear god - i have just skimmed through this zombie thread and realise that i have posted on it blush a serious bean flicking instructive post - oh god, the embarrasment

Lucyellensmum99 Fri 10-Aug-12 21:01:34

vorsprung durch technic?

Somebloke Fri 10-Aug-12 20:52:38

FFS, will this thread never die?

yellowraincoat Thu 09-Aug-12 15:11:30

I find that manipulating your partner's erogenous zones and they yours until both of you achieve full satisfaction pretty much does it for us.

TorchlightMcKenzie Thu 09-Aug-12 15:09:39

Yes please to classics!

MrGin Thu 09-Aug-12 15:07:41

I think preparation is the key.

I usually keep a few pounds of lard, a pair of marigolds, a bit of garden twine, and two industrial size baked bean tins handy for sexy times.

The lard helps with friction burns and keeps you warm when 'al fresco' , I like the marigolds as they stop my hands going wrinkly with all the bean flicking ( they can also double up as emergency multi use condoms if you run out ) and the beans are of course for flicking around the boudoir.

An important tip I've gleaned from MN is that nothing gets ladies in the mood more than their partner doing some housework, so I tend to forgo the usual 'dirty talk' and whisper phrases such as ' I took the bins out this morning', ' ooh I think the hoover bag needs changing', or 'I've folded all the clean sheets into kitten shapes'.

I also like to leave a copy of 50 Shades of Grey casually laying around with the garden twine in case the lucky lady is interested in giving me a damn good spanking.


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