Sexual technics

(235 Posts)
EvansMr Sun 15-Jun-08 20:43:51

share your sexual secrets
I lay her on her back with me on my side and flick the bean while goin at it like a jack hammer
seems to work every time

is there any technics you would like to share?

OliviaBlue Tue 04-Nov-14 01:19:05

How guys kiss is important - I would never have gotten married if he'd been a bad kisser.

I went out with a guy in college briefly (thankfully) who kissed me by sticking his very rigid tongue in my mouth and wiggling it side to side rapidly & forcefully. It was disgusting. He also turned out to be exceptionally bad in bed. Imagine a jackhammer, but one that was confident in his abilities despite my facial expression.

PanIsNotAButterfly Sat 18-Oct-14 16:06:40

Nope, this thread will never, ever die.

MonkeysInTheFog Sat 07-Dec-13 13:58:40

This is clearly one of those "you had to be there" threads.

I'm wading through all the "PMSL" and "ROFL" and "OMG this is s FUNNY" remarks and just going hmm

NewName123 Sat 07-Dec-13 13:28:07

ha ha never been (bean) on Dadsnet before, it is fun over here!

LilithSternin Fri 06-Dec-13 16:25:10

How have I never seen this thread before?!?!

Locketjuice Wed 06-Nov-13 22:52:07


ItsOkayItsJustMyBreath Thu 05-Sep-13 19:31:15

This thread has made my night grin

FWIW, XP's favourite position was the perpendicular one and I am a bit hmm as to EvansMr's RL identity now, seeing as XP was an incredible twat.

middleclassdystopia Wed 28-Aug-13 20:26:38

Ah this makes me laugh every time...

'wonder what young MrEvans is up to these days'

He got his GCSE in English and read a marketing book to develop his career further.

Grumpla Thu 11-Apr-13 07:35:51

Ha! This is at least the third time in my MN life that this thread has made me snort my tea!

TanteRose Thu 11-Apr-13 07:32:37

bloody hell, this was FIVE years ago shock

only seems like yesterday...
wonder what young MrEvans is up to these days

AnyFucker Thu 11-Apr-13 07:27:52


sexual technics thread resurrected !

Are you from Hull?

beujolais Wed 12-Sep-12 10:07:59

Ha, what a hilarious picture. i'll always be wondering what's going on inside my sons lego millennium falcon overnight now, lego manage a trois between chewy, han and leia.

MonaLotte Tue 11-Sep-12 16:22:54

So proud that Lego porn is now in search history...

MonaLotte Tue 11-Sep-12 16:21:47
BoysBoysBoysAndMe Tue 11-Sep-12 16:09:56


Christian Grey is such an amateur compared to EvansMr!!


beujolais Tue 11-Sep-12 10:26:47

Thanks for giving me a damn good laugh guys!

beujolais Tue 11-Sep-12 10:25:28

Thanks for giving me a damn good laugh guys!

Yogagirl17 Fri 10-Aug-12 22:00:44

Haven't laughed so hard in ages - i needed that!

Lucyellensmum99 Fri 10-Aug-12 21:05:23

Oh dear god - i have just skimmed through this zombie thread and realise that i have posted on it blush a serious bean flicking instructive post - oh god, the embarrasment

Lucyellensmum99 Fri 10-Aug-12 21:01:34

vorsprung durch technic?

Somebloke Fri 10-Aug-12 20:52:38

FFS, will this thread never die?

yellowraincoat Thu 09-Aug-12 15:11:30

I find that manipulating your partner's erogenous zones and they yours until both of you achieve full satisfaction pretty much does it for us.

TorchlightMcKenzie Thu 09-Aug-12 15:09:39

Yes please to classics!

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