GAME OF THRONES - S7E8 - SPOILERS AND FAN THEORY DISCUSSION WARNING 2AM SHOWING ONWARDS

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THIS THREAD IS FOR THE EPISODE NO-ONE

FIRST UK SHOWING 2AM 13/6/16


SPOILERS


ARE


COMING

AND WHAT DO WE SAY TO THOSE WHO ASK IF SANSA IS MARRIED TO TYRION OR RAMSEY?

WE SAY THERE ARE LEGITIMACY ISSUES WITH BOTH MARRIAGES OK? HAPPY? CANCEL THE CHEQUE!

AND WHAT DO WE SAY TO THOSE WHO COME TO THIS THREAD THEN COMPLAIN THERE ARE SPOILERS???

WE SAY NOT TODAY!!!!

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Is there anyone else staying up?

I'm not talking to myself again am I?

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Well shucks - there's always one mistake in the thread title or OP, obviously it's Season SIX NOT Season SEVEN

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Morning! Just woken up after setting alarm so just waking up but poised and ready dor some Arya action.

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For.... see, I'm at it too Every

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Yay..... hello middle.

Well Bronn/Pod was a red herring and it looks like Our Arya is still Our Arya after all the amazing theories

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Well! The Brienne and Jaime scene is EVERYTHING

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Yes. Loved the Bronn Pod bits.
Will Jaime keep his word though?

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This episode os giving me goosebumpa.

Don't mess with Ser Frankenstrong...

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Lena Heady's wig is SOOOOOOO shit

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I hate that little knob head Tommen.....

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WAIT????!!!!

WHAT???!!!!!!!


NO CLEGANEBOWL

AND THE DREAMS OF 1,000 FANS TURN TO DUST

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Wildfire!!!!!

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1. Who's on the boats?
   
   
2. This Jamie loves Cersei thing is so meh to me because Brienne and because he loathes her in the books by this point.
   
   NO! DON'T FUCKING LOWER THE DRAWBRIDGE!

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Oh Edmure.....

Jaime is also disappointing

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OH FUCK OFF EDMURE YOU ABSOLUTE CRAVEN TURNCLOAK CUNT

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AND THUS THEY ARE PARTED AGAIN


SOB

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Did the Blacfish die though?

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No Brienne. Tormund is more worthy of you!

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OOOOOOOOOOO

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She's back! Does this mean no Greyworm jokes then?

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That whole Riverrun story - POINTLESS

OMG - BERIC??????


THAT MEANS.....

NOT ONLY CLEGANE BOWL OUT BUT STONEHEART TOO

WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO THE FANDOM/ FANHYPE??

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Humph. Feels so implausible and a bad let down after all the possibilities, what was the point of the whole assassin traineeship if it turns out it's been 2 seasons and 2 books of placemarking

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ARYA FUCKING STARK!!!!!

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No Ramsey Bolton for about 4 episodes

If Rickon dies next episode they needn't have bothered bringing him back.

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All that speculation about Syrio and it was just some bloody extra. They're playing with us!

Agree that Riverrun and Braavos were for nothing. But boy it was good to see the Waif's gouged face.

Right off to bed to sleep like I've had milk of the poppy....