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AF? Are you around? Could you come and slap me please?

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YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 19/07/2010 16:41

and then maybe give me an un-MN un-Crunchy hug?

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CheerfulV · 19/07/2010 17:20

YouKnow, here's a hug til AF arrives. You okay? x

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YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 19/07/2010 17:22

Thanks V. I will be

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coventgarden · 19/07/2010 17:22




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Mouseface · 19/07/2010 17:29


Shhhhhh, tell no-one.
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GeekOfTheWeek · 19/07/2010 17:30

Big Huge Mumsnet Ones

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YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 19/07/2010 17:34

Aw shucks you guys

Which one of you copped a feel?

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CheerfulV · 19/07/2010 17:39

Errm, that would be me

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YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 19/07/2010 17:49

Well I just wanted to say it was lovely

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CheerfulV · 19/07/2010 18:11
Wink
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EleanorHandbasketsWalking100k · 19/07/2010 18:12

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Nemofish · 19/07/2010 18:15

Is this the group sex thread?

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YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 19/07/2010 18:17

Aw thanks Reality. It's the thought that counts.

Nemo, it does seem to be going that way...

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EleanorHandbasketsWalking100k · 19/07/2010 18:39

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AnyFucker · 19/07/2010 18:41

Am here with all these other lovelies

What's up ?

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QueeferSutherland · 19/07/2010 18:42

Ooh,is there groping and slapping?

Sounds like my kind of thread!

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AnyFucker · 19/07/2010 18:43

I think there might be snogging too, QS

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YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 19/07/2010 18:45

Ah, same old! You know me AF, I like to drag things out.

I reckon I could use a bit of everything suggested please. Line up in a neat row...

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QueeferSutherland · 19/07/2010 18:45
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AnyFucker · 19/07/2010 18:45

< flosses >

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AnyFucker · 19/07/2010 18:46

< flexes biceps and fetches cat'o'nine'tails from the dungeon >

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EleanorHandbasketsWalking100k · 19/07/2010 18:46

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YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 19/07/2010 18:47

Well someone's got to make the first move!

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AnyFucker · 19/07/2010 18:47

Is it Ok to stay lighthearted, crunchy, or do you want to get heavy ?

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YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 19/07/2010 18:49

AF, I need light hearted. Definitely. RL is being put on hold for thinking.

Unless you're asking about the whips...

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