Present and mostly correct.
Felix yep, it was Elsa dresses in particular I was thinking of. Even Disneyland paris has sold out and they are 60 Euros each and don't look great up close. I am going to have to have one made up for dd's birthday, so off to buy cloth soon.
The coffee thing isn't an Egyptian thing AFAIK, even PIL are aghast. It is just this particular relative's batshit crazy theory that all babies love coffee. On the plus side, I was doing espressos like shots in France and have now stopped so N is probably no more caffeinated than usual.
Hopefully picking up DD's car seat tomorrow because I don't think my heart will stand another car journey otherwise.