Having my ears hoovered out tomorrow and I'm SO excited

(308 Posts)
YvaineStormhold Wed 13-Apr-16 19:28:38

How tragic are the middle years...

Can't bloody wait though.

Tiggywinkler Wed 13-Apr-16 19:30:05

I'm VERY jealous. grin

YvaineStormhold Wed 13-Apr-16 19:31:47

It's going to be great.

They've been driving me mad for years, but for the last month I've been more or less completely deaf in one ear.

I'm expecting great big lumps of wax things.

FankEweVeryMuch Wed 13-Apr-16 19:32:49

Will there be pictures?

thugmansion Wed 13-Apr-16 19:33:06

Having mine done next week. Really looking forward to it. Happy days

Bananajam Wed 13-Apr-16 19:33:11

Amazing feeling! I love it grin

YabuDabbaDoo Wed 13-Apr-16 19:33:31

Ooh lucky you. I've had that done 3 times and it feels soooo good.

WanderingTrolley1 Wed 13-Apr-16 19:35:10

Your thread title did funny things to me.

Hoovered ears... One can dream.

YvaineStormhold Wed 13-Apr-16 19:35:37

Ooh does it??

It's my first time so I'm not sure what to expect - other than it's going to be brilliant.

Will the man think I'm weird if I take a pic of the wax?

YvaineStormhold Wed 13-Apr-16 19:36:22

I may or may not have been watching ear-hoovering videos on Youtube blush

Just in the interests of preparation, you understand.

YabuDabbaDoo Thu 14-Apr-16 20:38:54

So, how does it feel to have your stereo sound back? Did it reach the parts others cannot reach?

Mishaps Thu 14-Apr-16 20:42:55

Whatever turns you on........

madamginger Thu 14-Apr-16 20:47:58

This needs to be in sporner corner!

tectonicplates Thu 14-Apr-16 20:52:05

Is this the same thing as syringing?

CakeNinja Thu 14-Apr-16 20:53:37

Well? Well? Where are the pictures? Come on, come on... Rubs thighs...
I mean, er, how did it go? grin

Thisismyfirsttime Thu 14-Apr-16 20:53:44

It hurts doesn't it? Does it? I'd LOVE to but I'm scared it hurts!

WhoTheFuckIsSimon Thu 14-Apr-16 20:54:14

I had it done once. To be honest I find normal syringing more satisfying than suction. Was still good though.

OohhItsNotHoxton Thu 14-Apr-16 20:55:56

I'm well jel envy

FishOn Thu 14-Apr-16 20:57:05

Just so you know OP - afterwards... EVERYTHING IS REALLY FUCKING LOUD!

YvaineStormhold Thu 14-Apr-16 21:02:16

It was AWESOME!

I got the full gamut of experience. Left ear - my 'good' ear was rammed with solid wax, but he was able to get it out with the suction thingy, after a bit of softening with water.

It sucked and sucked, then there was a sensation like a plaster being ripped off and - bam! The left side of the world was loud!

He showed me what he retrieved - a black plug of solid wax, basically the size of well, an ear plug.

It was amazing. But nothing compared to the right side...

YabuDabbaDoo Thu 14-Apr-16 21:03:54

Ooh what was on the right side? What? What?

CakeNinja Thu 14-Apr-16 21:06:08

Yes but what did it look like???
<frustrated hand wringing>

YvaineStormhold Thu 14-Apr-16 21:14:51

Well, he had a look at the right side, and it all went a bit quiet.

Then he said, "Oh. I don't think we're going to be able to use the suction on this."

I may or may not have said, "I don't care if you have to send a terrier down there, just sort it out."

He replied,

"We normally use a mole, but he's at another practice today."

The comments were jovial, but the mood was grim...

WhoTheFuckIsSimon Thu 14-Apr-16 21:17:03

Ooohhh.

Donge13 Thu 14-Apr-16 21:18:16

Tell me more grin

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