I posted this by mistake in AIBU? - the clot I am. I'll try again.
I am working currently on an idea for a Deal or No Deal upgrade called Oh For Fuck's Sake Just Open The Bloody Box And Stop It With All The Sentiment And Superstition And Shove That Fecking System That You Thought Of Based On Your Grandchildren's Birthdays Written On A Piece Of Envelope Up Where The Sun Doesn't Shine.
There would be no floral shirts, cowboy boots an bouffant middle-aged hairdos allowed. It would last around five minutes and would consist of people standing in a semi-circle in dead silence opening their boxes one by one with an automatic offer generator flickering in the corner.
When an offer was finally accepted, some old cove in Farah slacks would wander on and chuck an envelope with the appropriate winnings at the contestant. Cue adverts.
Have MNers got any ideas for similar programme improvements?
A modern version of Top of The Pops where the presenters don't interfere with the studio audience?
Match of the Day with no football?
All-nude Emmerdale?
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TalcAndTurnips · 21/07/2014 16:38
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