He has eaten a fat ball

(295 Posts)
ManifestoMT Thu 06-Mar-14 00:09:13

And complained to me that it was a bit greasy.

Sigh

the fuckwit has eaten the fatballs made by the children in a park last week and left in the fridge to solidify.

I have no idea what culinary delight he thought they were supposed to be.

I wouldn't mind but he was there when they made them!

BrokenToeOuch Thu 06-Mar-14 00:10:54

grin
Hahaha, hilarious! What a greedy bastard pillock!

ManifestoMT Thu 06-Mar-14 00:11:36

How ill will he be.

Raw lard and seeds fondled by many children and kept in a fridge for a week.

He'll be fine. ( crosses fingers)

kotinka Thu 06-Mar-14 00:11:40

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ManifestoMT Thu 06-Mar-14 00:13:58

Because there was football on the telly I nipped to a mates few accidental Vinos and home.

He thought I had left them for snacks.

I don't know what to do.

Tortoiseonthehalfshell Thu 06-Mar-14 00:13:59

"A bit greasy".

ICK.

ManifestoMT Thu 06-Mar-14 00:14:37

Watching brief I think.

Tortoiseonthehalfshell Thu 06-Mar-14 00:14:43

You don't know what to do? Why do you have to do anything except maybe steer clear of the bathroom ?

kotinka Thu 06-Mar-14 00:15:16

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ManifestoMT Thu 06-Mar-14 00:15:31

I was thinking stomach pump.

ManifestoMT Thu 06-Mar-14 00:16:35

He is 48 years old ffs.

Stuff like this isn't in marriage guidance leaflets

HellomynameisIcklePickle Thu 06-Mar-14 00:17:46

I thought you were going to say the dog! That is revolting grin

ManifestoMT Thu 06-Mar-14 00:18:44

When you think about it my cooking must be shite

K8Middleton Thu 06-Mar-14 00:20:41

Hahahahahahahahaha grin

"a bit greasy" <wheeeeezes>

How many bites in a fat ball? How many times did he think "hmm greasy yet crunchy, let me have another bite"?

PatFenis Thu 06-Mar-14 00:21:52

Tell him it was falafel and let him sleep happy grin

BrokenToeOuch Thu 06-Mar-14 00:22:20

He thought I had left them for snacks.

Stop it, DP is sleeping and rolled over to shhhhhh me!
I don't think he'll be ill at all, but may have a few emergency shits tomorrow grin

ManifestoMT Thu 06-Mar-14 00:23:56

My next quandary is I want to go to bed now. Do I sleep in matrimonial bed and risk it or spare bed and leave him to whatever occurs?

I have meetings in the morning in a professional office with professional people who don't have fuckwits as dh's

CommunistLegoBloc Thu 06-Mar-14 00:24:29

This, and subsequent updates, are some of the funniest things I have ever read.

K8Middleton Thu 06-Mar-14 00:24:59

Spare bed if he's already asleep in yours. That's gonna be some Dutch oven tonight!

I'd leave him a bucket, put an unfolded bin bag under the sheet and retire to the tranquility of the spare room.

ManifestoMT Thu 06-Mar-14 00:26:36

Mrs cakes they had string through the middle of them to gang them up.

What fucking recipe starts with string as an ingredient.

kotinka Thu 06-Mar-14 00:26:54

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K8Middleton Thu 06-Mar-14 00:27:51

He is a great tit <baboom-tish>

[bird joke]

K8Middleton Thu 06-Mar-14 00:28:36

Undies? He'll need to tuck his long johns into his socks...

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